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Pigeons painted pink spotted in Pembroke Pines park
Local10.com ^ | October 6, 2022 | WPLG Local10.com

Posted on 10/07/2022 12:38:11 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

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To: ProtectOurFreedom
PREDATORS PREYING ON PINK PARK PIGEONS

ROCKY DIES YELLOW KILLER COWARD AT END

STICKS NIX HICKS PIX

21 posted on 10/07/2022 12:50:39 PM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie (LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Be sure to have your animals sprayed and neutered.


22 posted on 10/07/2022 12:50:47 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: CheshireTheCat; Tolerance Sucks Rocks

“Pigeons painted pink spotted in Pembroke Pines park”

I feel the need to correct this headline to:

“Pigeons painted pink pin-pointed in Pembroke Pines park.”

Or:

“A pair of pigeons painted pink pin-pointed prancing pitifully in Pembroke Pines park”


23 posted on 10/07/2022 12:51:47 PM PDT by CheshireTheCat ("Forgetting pain is convenient.Remembering it agonizing.But recovering truth is worth the suffering")
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

A flying rat of any color is still a flying rat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuMLpdnOjY


24 posted on 10/07/2022 12:53:07 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Flying Rats......................


25 posted on 10/07/2022 12:57:56 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: CheshireTheCat

Your post should have been after 10 PM.


26 posted on 10/07/2022 1:00:11 PM PDT by hflynn
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To: mikelets456

It is October.


27 posted on 10/07/2022 1:01:08 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Get the FBI on it, stat.


28 posted on 10/07/2022 1:06:54 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them)
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To: ApplegateRanch

Pigeons make great, affectionate pets if you get them early and imprint them. I’ve had four of them...


29 posted on 10/07/2022 1:07:24 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Add “pretty” to your alliteration competition entries.


30 posted on 10/07/2022 1:13:22 PM PDT by TChad (Progressives are in favor of removing healthy sex organs from children. Conservatives oppose this.)
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To: hflynn

It’s never too early for alliteration, or alcohol, particularly if it’s a pomegranate margarita with Patron.

“Pair of portly pigeons painted pink pin-pointed prancing pitifully in Pembroke Pines park, per police. Probe in progress.”


31 posted on 10/07/2022 1:17:07 PM PDT by CheshireTheCat ("Forgetting pain is convenient.Remembering it agonizing.But recovering truth is worth the suffering")
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To: Larry Lucido

This could be part of “Claude Cooper’s copper clapper caper!”

Thanks to Jack Webb and Johnny Carson!


32 posted on 10/07/2022 1:22:42 PM PDT by BatGuano (2020 = Stolen Election. Believe it! Molon Labe.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

https://youtu.be/QkKZO6WX2wg


33 posted on 10/07/2022 1:24:49 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Comitia asinorum et rhinocerum delenda sunt.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Say that headline fast 3 times.


34 posted on 10/07/2022 1:25:16 PM PDT by FamiliarFace (I wish “smart resume” would work for the real world so I could FF through the Burden admin BS.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

98% of pigeons and doves do not make it through 365 days of life.


35 posted on 10/07/2022 1:49:43 PM PDT by Chickensoup ( Leftists totalitarian fascists are eradicating conservatives. Leftists are genocidal. )
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To: EEGator

Where is she now?


36 posted on 10/07/2022 1:52:00 PM PDT by Rastus
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To: Rastus

Probably has 8 kids from 8 different guys.
Maybe dead from drugs or beaten to death...


37 posted on 10/07/2022 1:54:31 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: Larry Lucido; Tolerance Sucks Rocks; hflynn

Update:

Population continues to be perturbed. Police able to placate them by proclaiming possible perpetrator picked out in identity parade.


38 posted on 10/07/2022 1:55:08 PM PDT by CheshireTheCat ("Forgetting pain is convenient.Remembering it agonizing.But recovering truth is worth the suffering")
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To: CheshireTheCat
So if I understand you correctly; you didn't make these posts ........ Patron Tequila did.

Well, they say tequila is like duct tape, it fixes nearly everything.

Tequila probably won’t fix your posts but it’s worth another shot.

39 posted on 10/07/2022 1:56:41 PM PDT by hflynn
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To: EEGator

You say that like it’s a bad thing. /s


40 posted on 10/07/2022 1:59:17 PM PDT by VTenigma (Conspiracy theory is the new "spoiler alert")
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