Buffalo Bob: Say kids, what time is it?
Kids: It’s Howdy Doody Time!
It’s Howdy Doody Time.
It’s Howdy Doody Time.
Bob Smith and Howdy too
Say Howdy Do to you.
Let’s give a rousing cheer,
Cause Howdy Doody’s here,
It’s time to start the show,
So kids let’s go!
Why the long face, Chelsea?
Its Howdy Doody time.
It isn’t worth a dime.
It looks like Frankenstein,
And smells like turpentine.
There’s ole Buffalo Bob.
He can eat a cobb.
As for Clarabelle,
He can go to hell.
My grade school version.