[Governor Dinwiddie]

If you want to get off jury duty, tell them "Great, I can tell if someone is guilty just by looking at them!" or "Negroes are always guilty."

You'll be excused.

[1Old Pro]

If you want to get off jury duty, tell them "Great, I can tell if someone is guilty just by looking at them!"

Just wear your Red MAGA hat.

[EEGator]

I wear my camoflauge hat and ask what the criminal looks like.

[gitmo]

I was in the jury pool a few years ago. They were calling potential jurors up one by one, asking them each a few questions.

When they called up on woman, an attorney jumped up and asked to approach the bench. The attorneys from both sides went to the judge’s bench and they discussed something. After the attorneys sat back down, the judge informed the rather attractive woman she was dismissed.

After she left the courtroom, the judge turned to the jury pool and asked, “Now are any more of you jurors sleeping with one of these lawyers?”

[wita]

Dressing well, and keeping your mouth shut works without outing yourself.