[Mr Ramsbotham]

They need 1.7 million to pay for round-the-clock security to make sure the homeless don’t build a camp around the toilet.

And to make sure the denizens don't use it as a trysting place.

[Boogieman]

Ah, what a romantic getaway. The moon is full, the scent of antiseptic urinal cakes is drifting on the breeze...