......and unlimited room service for all.
Ungrateful freeloaders.
On the taxpayers’ dime.
There will be door dashing drugs, smokes and booze to them.
MADNESS.
Warren Zevon made it work at the Hotel California, by climbing in and out of his room window when he needed to scratch an itch.
Though the great man did make up for it three or four decades later, when he stopped in at all the places he had ripped off years ago...ripped them off or tore them up.
The owners tended to wave off the payments, and take his autograph as full payment.
He was greatly greatful, you might say.