[Spacetrucker]

There’s a really good joke in there somewhere ... I’m counting on you FReepers to find it 😆. That being said, sorry for the guy’s family, you wouldn’t expect an occupation like that to be dangerous in that way.

[John S Mosby]

Sheng Shui Pork meets Feng Shuai of pig cleaver victim!

Not Cai’s day apparently.

Stun gun made in Xi’s China— no work?

[Fai Mao]

“Sometimes dog bites weasel. Sometimes weasel bites dog!”
~ John Wesley Weasel
The Book of the Dun Cow
Walter Wangren

[Tell It Right]

His dying words were “This is why I grew up eating cats.”