[gundog]

... telling the young boy he would kill the family cat and eat it with teriyaki sauce...

I hope they weren’t Asian. That’d be a hate crime.

[EvilCapitalist]

Someone in my neighborhood has a cat that likes to use my flowerbed as its litter-box. I don’t know who’s cat it is, but more than once I’ve threatened that if I catch it, I’ll sell it to the local Chinese restaurant.