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Super Bowl Flyover Featuring All Female Pilots Running 20 Minutes Late
The Babylon Bee ^
| February 12, 2023
Posted on 02/13/2023 3:56:31 AM PST by McGruff
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To: McGruff
Well, make up and stuff...............
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posted on
02/13/2023 6:10:20 AM PST
by
rktman
(Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this? 😕)
To: rktman
I’ve never known a woman to be on time for anything except a store sale.
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posted on
02/13/2023 6:14:28 AM PST
by
Sirius Lee
(They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
To: rlmorel
In all seriousness, one of the reasons we got an EV and we usually take it on our long trips is because my wife likes to stop every 200 miles anyway and walk around to stretch her legs. With most of the fast chargers recharging in 15 minutes, that makes our charging stops correlate to our walk around stops.
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posted on
02/13/2023 6:23:56 AM PST
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: Tell It Right
Heh, driving 500 miles with a van full of younger guys who have no idea what is in store for them in about 30 years is a situation that does its best to bruise my ego, but...it is all good natured, and if they are drinking beer, I know they are going to need to go, so...I can take a hit for the team on this.
They will rarely say (but have said):
"Thank GOD someone made us stop, I had to go so badly that porcelain was going to get chipped...but I didn't want to say anything..."
But the truth is, I don't care any more! No male ego. No shame. That is what advancing age will do for you!
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posted on
02/13/2023 6:40:28 AM PST
by
rlmorel
("If you think tough men are dangerous, just wait until you see what weak men are capable of." JBP)
To: McGruff
I lost interest in pro sports decades ago but this is funny. Who won?
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posted on
02/13/2023 6:50:40 AM PST
by
Boomer
(The biden regime / identity politics is a clear and present threat to this constitutional republic.)
To: McGruff
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posted on
02/13/2023 6:55:04 AM PST
by
FlingWingFlyer
(Remember what FJB Brandon said, "...more than half of the women in my administration are women.")
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posted on
02/13/2023 6:57:24 AM PST
by
TnTnTn
To: McGruff
I heard that they’re not talking to each other!
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posted on
02/13/2023 7:11:38 AM PST
by
Spok
(They lie, we know they lie, and they know that we know they are lying. And still they lie.)
To: McGruff
I bet they can fly and put on makeup at the same time during rush hour while sipping a latte
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posted on
02/13/2023 7:42:30 AM PST
by
NWFree
(Somebody has to say it 🤪)
To: Boomer
No clue who won—but white people lost when they stood for the Black National Anthem after spending years kneeling in front of their black masters.
Kneel. Stand. Kneel. Stand.
Pathetic.
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posted on
02/13/2023 7:49:20 AM PST
by
cgbg
(Claiming that laws and regs that limit “hate speech” stop freedom of speech is “hate speech”.)
To: McGruff
Confucius say: Woman who flay airplane upside down, have crack up.
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posted on
02/13/2023 7:52:14 AM PST
by
shotgun
To: McGruff
I was fooled - for the first in months - until I got to the quote about the line at the restroom. THEN I thought to look for the source.
Dang it!
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posted on
02/13/2023 8:32:08 AM PST
by
egfowler3
(Kung Flu, today's Hypochondriacal psychosis (aka: Delusional parasitosis))
To: McGruff
"Believe me, we will step on the gas and show everyone some woman power just as soon as we can! Until then - wait, hold on now - did we all just show up in the same flight outfit??" LOL
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posted on
02/13/2023 8:36:00 AM PST
by
GOPJ
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muw22wTePqQ Gumballs: Immigrants by the numbers.)
To: Boomer
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posted on
02/13/2023 8:39:52 AM PST
by
egfowler3
(Kung Flu, today's Hypochondriacal psychosis (aka: Delusional parasitosis))
To: McGruff
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posted on
02/13/2023 8:55:17 AM PST
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: McGruff
They had to put on their make up.
The world will never end until every woman has put on her make up. So, in effect, the world will never end.
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posted on
02/13/2023 12:49:03 PM PST
by
jmacusa
(Liberals. Too stupid to be idiots. )
To: McGruff
I’m still laughing about this, esp. the part about the lady pilot taxi-ing around with her parking brake on!
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