My brother and his wife were visiting her parents and relatives in a small town. A bunch of them were having dinner at the local restaurant. One of her uncles (60+) came in a bit late.
The uncle noticed a gal he was sweet on sitting at a table, not part of the family get-together. Well, he sucked in his tummy - and his pants ended up around his ankles for everyone to see!
Geez, keep it private, will ya? Nowadays guys just sext someone a d*** pic.