I married the girl next door.
45+ years now.
Too phat.
Bet you’ve got those big hands and big ears women always prize, right?
I was wondering if he’s tried going door to door, maybe hand out pamphlets with his picture and bio on them.
“Good morning. Would you like to date me?”
I once dated a girl that lived several miles away. I would get up after everyone else went to bed and run miles down a railroad track in the middle of the night to visit for a couple of hours. Then I had to turn around and run back before anyone in either house woke and noticed.
I should have had your insight, but it did get me in better shape.
My first wife and I were married 47 years. She died in 2018.
I married again approaching 3 years ago. God blessed us both again.
Interesting story in the background. A misunderstanding in conversation lead to my life start over at 72 (now 75).