Ask any zookeeper and they’ll tell you: zebras might look like friendly stripey horses but in reality, they are straight up a-holes.
Yes, my friend told me this years ago. Zebras really are wild animals. She said: any zebra you see in a movie is a painted horse, because real zebras cannot be tamed at all in any way, to any purpose.
Maybe they can be the logo of our new party? Good with the black, white, and WILD!!!
Zebras are the hippos of Zebras.