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1 posted on 03/21/2023 4:13:54 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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It’s funny because it’s true!


2 posted on 03/21/2023 4:14:47 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
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3 posted on 03/21/2023 4:15:34 AM PDT by BipolarBob (The rumor has not been confirmed until the FBI officially denies it.)
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How many do I need to create an infinite supply?


4 posted on 03/21/2023 4:17:18 AM PDT by DannyTN
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6 posted on 03/21/2023 4:18:32 AM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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Sugar Tribbles.

Just don’t get them wet or feed them after midnight.


9 posted on 03/21/2023 4:22:19 AM PDT by Jonty30 (It is not how many that go into Mexico that counts. It is how many that return from Mexico.)
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Some of y’all got too much time on your hands.


10 posted on 03/21/2023 4:27:11 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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We all remember the epic rant of a person who smokes weed for the first time.

He (or she) starts off with the most imaginative ideas as his mind opens up. But then, in about 30 or 40 minutes when the munchies start to kick in, the mind-blown discourse about alternative states of consciousness turns to snacks.

That's where my imagination went when I read this piece.

11 posted on 03/21/2023 4:28:36 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
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I can see why aliens would be attracted to Area 51. This could solve hunger and induce diabetes on many planets.


16 posted on 03/21/2023 4:34:59 AM PDT by DannyTN
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The aliens are at Wright-Patterson in Ohio.
But you didn’t hear it from me.


17 posted on 03/21/2023 4:38:28 AM PDT by MrHead (A fella i knew in the 60s had the mule ordained by mail.)
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I thought the Klingons lived on Uranus?


19 posted on 03/21/2023 4:47:40 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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Part of the “magic” of their multiplication is that they open a dimensional portal that allows them to tap into matter from outside the point that they occupy in space-time.


20 posted on 03/21/2023 4:53:01 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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This thread is total nonsense, and should be pulled.

(Sorry. My Pink Coconut Marshmallow overlords forced me to type that.)


21 posted on 03/21/2023 4:53:31 AM PDT by Leaning Right (The steal is real.)
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Of course there are. More importantly, what are their hand(s)?


22 posted on 03/21/2023 4:59:58 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (Delete FB, TWTR, GOOGL, AMZN, YHOO, Gmail/chrome. Use Gab, Brave + DDG, VPN, Freerepublic )
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Mmmm…snow balls. You can peel that frosting off, like leaking a tire FR a wheel.


23 posted on 03/21/2023 5:17:43 AM PDT by Vermont Lt
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I would have enjoyed being your High School English teacher. “Class, your assignment today is to write a creative short story.”


24 posted on 03/21/2023 5:18:28 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (The government's lying liars love to lie)
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Only the gray aliens. They be friendly (smile)


26 posted on 03/21/2023 5:23:13 AM PDT by no-to-illegals ( The enemy has US surrounded. May God have mercy on them.)
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Appreciate the "now for something completely different" post.

FR needs a diversion from fighting amongst ourselves.

27 posted on 03/21/2023 5:27:46 AM PDT by buckalfa (Gut feelings are your guardian angels)
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This is every bit as accurate as global warming feeding of itself until the oceans boil.

30 posted on 03/21/2023 5:57:24 AM PDT by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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I don’t know if there are any aliens at Area 51 but I’m positive that the U.S. Congress is INFESTED with them.


31 posted on 03/21/2023 6:01:34 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Free the J6 Heroes! Now! Heroic J6 Lives Matter. (HJ6LM))
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Add in some Peeps and the result could be nuclear:


32 posted on 03/21/2023 6:28:56 AM PDT by TomGuy
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