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Where's Fetterman? The Senator's absence spurs memes, conspiracy theories, and other hilarity
Twitchy.com ^ | 3/24/2023 | FuzzyChimp

Posted on 03/26/2023 3:59:32 AM PDT by NetAddicted

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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Check the ears. Ears are the other fingerprint, all different,


21 posted on 03/26/2023 5:26:24 AM PDT by Clutch Martin ("The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right." )
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To: Clutch Martin

The ears look the same to me...


22 posted on 03/26/2023 5:28:08 AM PDT by Clutch Martin ("The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right." )
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To: arthurus
Fetterman doesn’t move very much and they are keeping his room at 31 degrees F.

OMG, Fetterman is a lizard people!!!1!111!!! It is as I have always suspected. When it emerges from his hibernation, it will have shed its skin and grown a new one. While its out, they are surgically removing his tail. Pesky thing keeps growing back.

Remember #WhereIsHillary and #WhereIsBiden? The lizard people are here and they are in control.

Obey, submit, consume.

#ConspiracyNoMore


23 posted on 03/26/2023 5:35:13 AM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: NetAddicted

24 posted on 03/26/2023 6:06:24 AM PDT by DoodleBob ( Gravity’s waiting period is about 9.8 m/s²)
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To: boop
It looks photoshopped. Nothing about the second Fetterman looks real. Head shape, ears, brow, and the nose ALL look significantly different.

Just my guess, but that the plastic surgeons at the psych ward at Walter Reed worked wonders with Nancy Pelosi. They could do the same for FetterGoon. His Brazilian wife was a hot number 15 years ago. She needs the same attention from the Reed plastic surgeons. She is hideous these days. Her inner greedy personalty shows up on her greasy, melting face.

25 posted on 03/26/2023 6:17:54 AM PDT by dennisw
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To: NetAddicted

We need proof of life and we need state residents in Pennsylvania to care enough to demand his return or resignation. Same with Feinstein andMcConnell and others. Plus, more generally, where are Republicans in demanding a new minority leader?


26 posted on 03/26/2023 6:23:36 AM PDT by Reno89519 (DeSantis or Sanders, Anyone But Trump in 2024. Time for Trump to Stand Aside and Retire.)
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To: bagster
OMG, Fetterman is a lizard people!!!1!111!!!

Tell me somrthing I don't know. Half of the House and Senate are reptilians, out of the "They Live" movie. Same applies to the top of the Executive Branch. Fake Doc Jill has that semi-reptilian look. For sure, 90% of her thinking comes from the part of our brains that is most primitive, and reptile.

Bad Vlad Putin is 130% Reptilian. The evil kind. Kemp of Georgia --- Reptilian. And same for Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger.

27 posted on 03/26/2023 6:26:16 AM PDT by dennisw
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To: dennisw

WR does have plastic surgery for maimed servicemen.


28 posted on 03/26/2023 6:34:43 AM PDT by waterhill (All you need is a Catahoula and an 870)
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To: Clutch Martin

Also the teeth. His upper left central inscisor is slightly larger than the right in all smiling photos. It’s him. Same hideous retarded leftist.


29 posted on 03/26/2023 6:35:34 AM PDT by Right Brother
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To: dennisw
You had me till you went off on my Vlad Vlad. He stands (with Trump) against Lizard people hegemony. Those two humans know what time it is.

Half of the House and Senate are reptilians, out of the "They Live" movie

Better lay low for a while, Dennis.

30 posted on 03/26/2023 6:37:55 AM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: waterhill

“WR does have plastic surgery for maimed servicemen.”

Thanks! So they are equipped for Fetterman and Nan Pelosi and Maxine Waters. Waters tried to get free wigs from them. But was refused.


31 posted on 03/26/2023 6:47:59 AM PDT by dennisw
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To: dennisw
Waters tried to get free wigs from them. But was refused.

That's Mad Maxine in Post #30, isn't it?

32 posted on 03/26/2023 6:53:44 AM PDT by AnglePark (My opinion is the most worthless thing I own...)
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To: AnglePark

“That’s Mad Maxine in Post #30, isn’t it?”

I see an uncanny resemblance to that critter!


33 posted on 03/26/2023 6:59:42 AM PDT by dennisw
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To: NetAddicted

Whatever he did....I’d say there’s about 20 pounds less weight on him....if you compare pictures to mid-summer 2022.

Course, that’s only the image...I’m still waiting for some verbal message/statement to see if he recovered anymore of his speech ability.


34 posted on 03/26/2023 7:45:05 AM PDT by pepsionice
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To: dennisw

LOL


35 posted on 03/26/2023 8:00:57 AM PDT by waterhill (All you need is a Catahoula and an 870)
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To: CaptainK

Fetterman’s head in the old photo has a width about 70% of the height. The new photo, 61%. Both pics are of Fetterman, but the different camera lenses or software stretched the vertical aspect of the “new” photo compared to the “old”. The smile elongates his face too.

Fetterman looks relaxed and happy, likely due to the mix of psych drugs they have him on. That’s great for him personally, but should someone serve in the Senate with an artifically produced outlook and aspect? The medical team that reshaped Fetterman’s personality imposed their ideas of what that should be. Will their choices affect his outlook as a Senator andhow he votes? Will he be the creature of staff? Will he have a Pollyanna approach to every issue? Many Senators are drunks or otherwise messed up. Should all of them be “cured” and made into someone else? Scary prospects. Fetterman needs to resign.


36 posted on 03/26/2023 8:06:51 AM PDT by Chewbarkah
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To: NetAddicted

While less visible in the right-side photo, you can see that exact same crease in the middle of his forehead. I’m pretty sure it’s him.


37 posted on 03/26/2023 2:07:25 PM PDT by gopno1
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To: NetAddicted

There’s actually mouth breathers on the Internet that believe that when Futterman is discharged from the hospital it won’t be Futterman but a -clone- of Futterman.

Next thing they’ll be saying is that the cloning facility is at Rondac III.


38 posted on 03/26/2023 2:33:32 PM PDT by Fury
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To: NetAddicted

I saw Fetterman hanging out with Elvis and Jim Morrison.


39 posted on 03/26/2023 2:35:06 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Clutch Martin

His hears went from sticking out to folding back in 3 weeks?

His skull and chin has changed too.

Obviously not him or the guy they use to sell the public.


40 posted on 03/26/2023 2:39:19 PM PDT by Enlightened1
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