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1 posted on 03/27/2023 6:38:35 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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When you get hit on the eye with a piece ‘a pizza pie...

THAT’S AMORE


2 posted on 03/27/2023 6:41:45 PM PDT by Fido969 (45 is Superman! Assumed that rates would go down, or wouldn't go higher.)
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Was he charged with Assault with a Delicious Weapon?


3 posted on 03/27/2023 6:42:18 PM PDT by Apparatchik (If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim IgnatowskD)
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“When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s Amore...” (Dean Martin)


4 posted on 03/27/2023 6:42:26 PM PDT by Gnome1949
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More anti Italian propaganda.


5 posted on 03/27/2023 6:42:44 PM PDT by Williams (Stop Tolerating The Intolerant)
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Are food fights illegal?

Was it an assault pizza? How many slices did it have?


6 posted on 03/27/2023 6:45:09 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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Sensible pizza control is all I’m asking for.


7 posted on 03/27/2023 6:45:26 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (“You want it one way, but it's the other way”)
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The only solution....Outlaw Pizza...


8 posted on 03/27/2023 6:47:33 PM PDT by Sacajaweau ( )
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Is the pizza alright?


9 posted on 03/27/2023 6:48:10 PM PDT by moovova ("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
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A variant to the Chicago style pizza vs. New York style pizza culture war.


10 posted on 03/27/2023 6:48:19 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement (“I’m not interested in things that don’t concern me." Don Corleone)
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Unrelated but what a great pizza GIF this is.

Got it right on the first take, I believe.


11 posted on 03/27/2023 6:49:55 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (5,016,040 Truth | 87,429,920 Twitter)
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"she told them Alfonso slapped her on the left side of her face with a slice of pizza “after an altercation over disciplining,” Click Orlando reported.

Pizza sauce covered the front of the woman’s shirt, as well as on the collar and on the back of her shirt, the Marion County Sheriff’s Office said in the arrest report. Moreover, she even had pizza remnants in her hair and ear area.

When deputies entered the home, they found pizza sauce on the walls and ceiling.

Alfonso said he threw the slice of pizza at the woman but did not place his hands on her.

He was immediately arrested for simple battery domestic violence and was brought to the Marion County Jail.

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Pizza.

Good Grief.

I wonder what Cagney would have gotten?

Ten years?

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15 posted on 03/27/2023 7:14:27 PM PDT by TLI (ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
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I guess that makes her officially a pizza face.


16 posted on 03/27/2023 7:16:50 PM PDT by FLT-bird
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What do you want on your Tombstone?

17 posted on 03/27/2023 7:19:11 PM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie (LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
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Good gluten development in that crust (NY style pizza).


20 posted on 03/27/2023 7:23:32 PM PDT by llevrok (Pronouns: Me/myself/& I)
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Jeez just don’t cohab with women.


23 posted on 03/27/2023 7:24:36 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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That certainly beats the stupidity of the reasons I ever went to jail for . . .


25 posted on 03/27/2023 7:25:23 PM PDT by BraveMan
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This is the good, old-fashioned Florida Man that I miss.


29 posted on 03/27/2023 7:31:02 PM PDT by SIDENET (Whatever they're threatening, the vaxx is worse. Don't give in to coercion. )
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People run down Florida Man but he keeps busy by constantly doing things almost all of us would never do once in our lifetimes. He usually ends up on the wrong side of the law but what’s life without risks? Let’s all hope that he’ll settle down someday where he can enjoy some pizza quiet.


33 posted on 03/27/2023 7:44:36 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (I stayed drug - free going on 63 years for this?)
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I once had a girlfriend who threw my ham sandwich at me. Those Italian girls need more finesse and skill than I had. I did well to find a nice Dutch-Canadian.


35 posted on 03/27/2023 8:09:48 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (But yet the Son of man, when he cometh, shall he find, think you, faith on earth? (Luke 18:8))
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“She’s my figlia!”
SLAP
“She’s my sorella”
SLAP


36 posted on 03/27/2023 8:12:47 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (But yet the Son of man, when he cometh, shall he find, think you, faith on earth? (Luke 18:8))
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