https://babylonbee.com/news/appealing-to-their-consumers-bud-light-cans-now-have-mullets
Give 'em a click, they've earned it!
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That much is true. They’re just digging themselves a deeper hole.
They hope to ‘reverse the motto’;
Take a Silk Purse and re-Make a Sow’s Ear out of it!
Putting trans-activist Dylan Mulvaney on the can was much more of a corporate Wokeness parody than anything that the Bee could think up.
Ah yes, the Hemi crowd.
I said when this started, their only way back was free beer.
Well, we’re there with the 20 dollar rebate offer.
Cleavis ..this sure as shoot’n is some good bheer!
Ya got that right Billybob.
[They kiss each other hard on the mouth]
Went to a concert last night. No Budweiser, however, it was all AmBev brands, they pretty much have a stranglehold on some venues.
A Bush on Busch.
Which is the worst men’s hairstyles...the mullet or the combover. It’s a tough choice.