Florida Cop, Pregnant Woman Arrested After Joint Beatdown of Man Dating Them Both, Police Say

Too Fab ^ | 6/2/2023 | Staff

[Bounced2X]

The Other Woman (2014)

Haven't seen it. Searched it up for the plot. Will have to check it out. ;O)

[Does so]

‘Boeing Boeing’

Where “boinked” came from?

[sit-rep]

lol...

btt!!

[jjotto]

Maybe. It’s use is that recent, although ‘bonk’ is much, much older, and ‘boink’ maybe be a mocking version of bonk.

[Kartographer]

Brought tears to my face. Tears of laughter but they were at least real tears!

[Chickensoup]

This is a nothing thing.

The damned internet has turned it into entertainment and will force the cops employers to act Mortr punishing than this warrents. It also embarrassed the man.

I hate the way what were at one time casual bar stories have turned into.

[rlmorel]

Glad you liked it!

[ken in texas]

And to add to the mix there's Three in the Attic (1968). A fellow swears fidelity to each of the three women he's dating, and they exact revenge when they all find out about it.

[rlmorel]

Heh, I laugh every time I see it...I think I find it funnier listening to the guys giggling in the sound booth...

Guys are odd about this.

If you ever see a guy get hit in the gonads by a softball or something, all the other guys kind of gather round, shift from foot to foot, and make ribald jokes while the poor guy on the ground has his eyes closed, sweat on his face, both hands clutching his crotch.

One of my favorite stories is from the book “All Creatures Great and Small” written by a veterinarian back in the 1930’s.

The vet was talking about this one old, diminutive Yorkshire farmer who was so circumspect, that he couldn’t even say the word “pregnant” or “uterus”, and would talk all around the subject of sexual anatomy on the animals. One day, he was helping the vet by holding onto a cow, when it lashed out with its hind leg and hit the little farmer square in the nuts.

He went over, with the poor guy laying in the ground in the classic posture, and the vet didn’t know what to say, so even though he wanted to provide encouragement, he thought it better to just let the guy say something first since it was obviously a delicate and embarrassing subject for the guy, and he didn’t want to say balls or nuts, never mind “testicles”...

After the farmer had lain there a while eyes still closed, the vet saw the little guy’s mustache twitch, and when he leaned in to hear, he heard him say: “Got me right in the privates.”

[jjotto]

Good call.

Yvette Mimieux In her prime. Smokin’

[rlmorel]

Of course, thinking of that immediately brought to mind the famous Bevis and Butthead episode called "No Laughing" where they get punished for talking and laughing in class, so they get punished by the principal who said that they were not allowed to laugh for an entire day, and sends them to a class taught by the former Marine who is going to teach sex education that day...

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Beavis and Butt-Head: No Laughing!

COACH BRADLEY BUZZCUT: So, Beavis and Butt-Head, I understand Mr McVicker has made a little arrangement with you guys. Yeah, a little probation.

You see, class, Beavis and Butt-Head here are not allowed to laugh for a whole week. That's right. And if they do laugh, they'll be expelled and they'll have to go to Hope High School, where they'll get their asses kicked on a daily basis by all the other delinquents.

Well, I was real glad to hear that, because this is sex education week. That's right, sex ed week.

We're gonna be talking about the penis!

We'll be talking about the vagina!

Do you think that's funny, Butt-Head?

Do you find it amusing that we'll be talking about the testicles?

Yes, were also gonna be talking about venereal disease!

Sexual intercourse!

The scrotum!

The clitoris!

And we will definitely be spending a lot of time talking about masturbation!

Well, now that that's out of the way, let's take roll.

[dynachrome]

Alec Guinness in “The Captain’s Paradise” had a similar problem.

“Mediterranean ferryboat Captain Henry St. James has things well organized, a loving and very English wife Maud in Gibraltar, and the loving, if rather more hot-blooded mistress, Nita in Tangiers. A perfect life. As long as neither woman decides to follow him to the other port”
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0045607/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_3_nm_0_q_The%2520Captain%27s%2520Paradise

[Songcraft]

I came into this thread and wanted to post some background music for the thread, but I found you had some music here already, and your's is a better fit for the story, (and it's funnier!)

Nevertheless, I think I'll post my background music here too, just to show the story from another angle, before his spheres became flattened pancakes.

      "The Wanderer" - Dion

[ken in texas]

Indeed. Very, very smokin’.

[rlmorel]

I had to go listen-love that song! Yours is much more, er, genteel than mine, but I appreciated the listen...:)

[Bigg Red]

No, thanks.

[fidelis]

If you ever see a guy get hit in the gonads by a softball or something, all the other guys kind of gather round, shift from foot to foot, and make ribald jokes while the poor guy on the ground has his eyes closed, sweat on his face, both hands clutching his crotch.

Then there's the old comic routine where he asks. "What hurts more: having a baby or a guy getting a solid kick in the crotch?

He reasons that a kick in the crotch must be more painful because after childbirth, a woman will eventually say, "You know, I think I'd like to have another baby."

On the other hand, no matter how much time has passed, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I'd like to get kicked in the crotch again!"

[KC_Conspirator]

Ohh boy, the meaning of “dating” even in the past few decades has drastically changed to even lost its true meaning. And women have LOST ALL sense of modesty, decency, and have no accountability. But its them and feminism that set the rules, or rather, the lack thereof in todays dating market.

[Bigg Red]

Not all women, but a substantial number. My only disagreement with your statement.

There was a time, not that long ago, that men looked upon women as better than they in some ways and put them on a pedestal. They looked upon women as having a civilizing force for men. They relied on women to encourage manners and polite behavior. Women were not to be subjected to salty language or rough treatment, and they were to be treated with dignity and respect.

I still cannot get used to the filthy language I hear coming from far too many female mouths.

Civilization has been greatly damaged by the “sexual revolution.”

[KC_Conspirator]

Yes the NAWALT. Everything you said is true. They used to be the ones that set standards of behavior and passed on culture through their families. Oh man, the bad language. When I hear women swearing more than sailors, it makes me grimace.