Fowl Play: Foreign Nationals Kill and Eat Beloved Town Swan

freebeacon ^ | 6/5/2023 | Joseph Simonson

[dragnet2]

The new trend among foreign nationals will be stealing and eating people’s dogs and cats. It’s already happened in some areas.

[Jamestown1630]

I’m so glad that FR is filled with sages like you, who are so absolutely certain of what the afterlife is really like.

What would we do without you?

[dragnet2]

You sound like a complete asshole.

[Clutch Martin]

Friend of mine shot a Canadian goose once and didn’t brine it or soak it in apple cider or anything... cooked it up - he said it tasted like rotten fish I can’t imagine Swan would taste much better.

[Clutch Martin]

Swans are brought here by the Dutch they are an invasive species.

[Clutch Martin]

They might have seen the “no fishing signage”, but swans are not fish.

[parmamenian]

Wait until they put Spotted Owl on the menu!

[dfwgator]

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm Spotted Owl Soup!"

[dragnet2]

That’s like the dimwit Christians who think they’ll be reunited with their cat in heaven. Jesus died and rose again for people, not cats. Newsflash, Fluffy is dead and you’ll never see him again. And there’s no farm for old pets to run and play.

I have more respect for animals than I do some people. Like you for example.

[Bob Ireland]

***These ‘migrants’ from Myanmar were only eating the swans Americans refuse to eat***

:^D 😂

[Alas Babylon!]

"I just don’t know how if you were from the area you wouldn’t see the fences or the ‘no fishing’ signage," Hatter told the Free Beacon.

Dum bass.

Why doesn't he just say "I just don’t know", because he's clueless.

Doesn't matter if they can't read. They have no respect for your fences, your signs, your laws or your country.

[cyclotic]

Please provide an example from scripture where your pet will be in heaven. I’ll wait.

[Mr. K]

Can you picture a heaven WITHOUT puppies???

[Boomer]

Put these inbred immigrants in solitary confinement for 5 years on bread and water then deport every single one currently in the USA who did not come here legally.

[Jamestown1630]

You tell me where it says they will not.

The Bible doesn’t really say much at all about heaven, beyond “streets paved with gold, gates of pearl, walls made of precious jewels, dwelling place of God and Angels, eternal peace and worship of God and Jesus, and a ‘place’ with many ‘rooms’.” (But there do seem to be armies on white horses...)

And if God is all in one, beginning and end, then it seems to me that pure love in all its forms is part of God and would be welcome there with Him. After all, God IS Love.

Frankly, I’d much more value a beloved, faithful animal than gold, pearls, precious jewels...

[piasa]

Swans are very expensive birds.

[Jamestown1630]

Peacocks are comparatively cheap; and often just as nasty.

[piasa]

Swans are halal, I suppose. Though stealing them in an Islamic country could result in getting a hand chopped off by authorities.
The suspect doesn’t look very Burmese, though. I wonder if these “refugees” are actually from that Islamic ethnic group of refugees from Bangladesh or India that the Myanmar govermoment was starting to get rid of during the Obama admin.

[piasa]

The grinning perp..

https://wgna.com/beautiful-swan-was-taken-from-upstate-pond-and-eaten-police-say/

[piasa]

Swans have been an attraction there for a hundred years according to news reports. So, businesses have probably benefited from tourism.

This pair ( they mate for life) was donated about 10 years ago.

These are not a native swan species, like Trumpeters, so other than charging them with theft and animal cruelty, they probably cannot get them on wildlife laws.