[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Because money fixes everything.

Especially when it is flowing out of my pocket into theirs.

[adorno]

Because money fixes everything.

Hey, don't be so dismissive.

Money fixed the education system, and we now have the smartest kids on the planet. Money also fixed the homeless problem, and every American now lives in a big and comfortable air-conditioned home. Money also fixed the racism crisis, and racism has been wiped out completely. Money will also be flowing to every black descendant of black slaves, and slavery will have finally been put to sleep. So, yeah, money fixes everything. So they say.