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1 posted on 07/11/2023 4:12:45 PM PDT by FrozenAssets
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I’m busier than if I had a cat covered in sh** on a marble floor


2 posted on 07/11/2023 4:13:37 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: FrozenAssets

Joe Biden. Nuttier than squirrel turds.


3 posted on 07/11/2023 4:16:02 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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Like lookin’ for a black cat in a coal mine....


4 posted on 07/11/2023 4:17:23 PM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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Many are thawed but feware frozen!


5 posted on 07/11/2023 4:18:59 PM PDT by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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Like lookin up a hog’s butt for a ham sandwich...


7 posted on 07/11/2023 4:40:14 PM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: FrozenAssets

Busier than a pair of jumper cables at a Mexican picnic.


8 posted on 07/11/2023 4:41:52 PM PDT by ArtDodger
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Senator John Kennedy; “Washington is working harder than an Ugly Stripper to cover up for the Biden family!”


9 posted on 07/11/2023 4:42:54 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: FrozenAssets

“Your house smells fresher than a clean litter-box!”


11 posted on 07/11/2023 4:44:40 PM PDT by RoosterRedux
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I once read a description of a Harpsichord that it sounded like 2 skeletons copulating on a tin roof.


13 posted on 07/11/2023 4:51:28 PM PDT by mitch5501 ("make your calling and election sure:for if ye do these things ye shall never fall")
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More nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs


15 posted on 07/11/2023 5:06:31 PM PDT by coincheck (Salvation is for today, not tomorrow, you might not make it that far.....)
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Loving you is like cooking bacon nekkid.


16 posted on 07/11/2023 5:15:56 PM PDT by left that other site (Peacemakers who sow in peace reap a harvest of righteousness.)
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Jed Clampett was always good for a few. My favorite:

That fella's tighter than the strings on a two dollar fiddle...

17 posted on 07/11/2023 5:20:11 PM PDT by fhayek
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Happier than a pitbull in a preschool playground.


18 posted on 07/11/2023 5:23:51 PM PDT by bunnie911 (But resist, we much, we must, and we will much, about, that...be committed)
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That road’s crookeder than a dog’s hind leg.


19 posted on 07/11/2023 5:29:07 PM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn’t become your biography, what good is it?)
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That thing runs faster than a scalded dog.


20 posted on 07/11/2023 5:29:56 PM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn’t become your biography, what good is it?)
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Colder than a witches tit.


25 posted on 07/12/2023 3:52:59 AM PDT by shoff (Vote Democrat it beats thinking!)
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As much as I love and use aphorisms myself, I still enjoy Ambrose Bierce's definition for the term, from The Devil's Dictionary:

APHORISM, n. Predigested wisdom.

The flabby wine-skin of his brain
Yields to some pathologic strain,
And voids from its unstored abysm
The driblet of an aphorism.

—”The Mad Philosopher,” 1697

26 posted on 07/12/2023 6:35:41 AM PDT by Joe Brower ("Might we not live in a nobler dream than this?" -- John Ruskin)
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