To: FrozenAssets
I’m busier than if I had a cat covered in sh** on a marble floor
2 posted on
07/11/2023 4:13:37 PM PDT by
PGR88
To: FrozenAssets
Joe Biden. Nuttier than squirrel turds.
To: FrozenAssets
Like lookin’ for a black cat in a coal mine....
4 posted on
07/11/2023 4:17:23 PM PDT by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
To: FrozenAssets
Many are thawed but feware frozen!
5 posted on
07/11/2023 4:18:59 PM PDT by
sheik yerbouty
( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
To: FrozenAssets
Like lookin up a hog’s butt for a ham sandwich...
7 posted on
07/11/2023 4:40:14 PM PDT by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: FrozenAssets
Busier than a pair of jumper cables at a Mexican picnic.
8 posted on
07/11/2023 4:41:52 PM PDT by
ArtDodger
To: FrozenAssets
Senator John Kennedy; “Washington is working harder than an Ugly Stripper to cover up for the Biden family!”
To: FrozenAssets
“Your house smells fresher than a clean litter-box!”
To: FrozenAssets
I once read a description of a Harpsichord that it sounded like 2 skeletons copulating on a tin roof.
13 posted on
07/11/2023 4:51:28 PM PDT by
mitch5501
("make your calling and election sure:for if ye do these things ye shall never fall")
To: FrozenAssets
More nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
15 posted on
07/11/2023 5:06:31 PM PDT by
coincheck
(Salvation is for today, not tomorrow, you might not make it that far.....)
To: FrozenAssets
Loving you is like cooking bacon nekkid.
16 posted on
07/11/2023 5:15:56 PM PDT by
left that other site
(Peacemakers who sow in peace reap a harvest of righteousness.)
To: FrozenAssets
Jed Clampett was always good for a few. My favorite:
That fella's tighter than the strings on a two dollar fiddle...
17 posted on
07/11/2023 5:20:11 PM PDT by
fhayek
To: FrozenAssets
Happier than a pitbull in a preschool playground.
18 posted on
07/11/2023 5:23:51 PM PDT by
bunnie911
(But resist, we much, we must, and we will much, about, that...be committed)
To: FrozenAssets
That road’s crookeder than a dog’s hind leg.
19 posted on
07/11/2023 5:29:07 PM PDT by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn’t become your biography, what good is it?)
To: FrozenAssets
That thing runs faster than a scalded dog.
20 posted on
07/11/2023 5:29:56 PM PDT by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn’t become your biography, what good is it?)
To: FrozenAssets
Colder than a witches tit.
25 posted on
07/12/2023 3:52:59 AM PDT by
shoff
(Vote Democrat it beats thinking!)
To: FrozenAssets
As much as I love and use aphorisms myself, I still enjoy Ambrose Bierce's definition for the term, from
The Devil's Dictionary:
APHORISM, n. Predigested wisdom.
The flabby wine-skin of his brain
Yields to some pathologic strain,
And voids from its unstored abysm
The driblet of an aphorism.
—”The Mad Philosopher,” 1697
26 posted on
07/12/2023 6:35:41 AM PDT by
Joe Brower
("Might we not live in a nobler dream than this?" -- John Ruskin)
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