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If You Laugh at These Dark Jokes, You’re Probably a Genius
Reader's Digest ^ | Jul. 12, 2023 | Brandon Specktor

Posted on 07/19/2023 3:58:04 PM PDT by nickcarraway

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To: nickcarraway

Jimmy Carr must know Fauci.


101 posted on 07/20/2023 12:37:44 AM PDT by NetAddicted (MAGA2024)
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To: MarMema

It would have been incredibly funny back in the 70s. Now its so realistic that as I was pondering if humor was its true intent I clicked on another video. The commercial before the next video was one put out by Twin City Shriners. The kid in the commercial is in a wheel chair in one of those indoor courses for skateboarders doing tricks including somehow getting his chair to jump up and slide down a rail. Was that also humor or was that real?

It would at one time have been ridiculous and therefor funny but today “men” can “give birth” yet that is “NOT” absurd or humorous. Just as forty five or so years ago when Cleese said “You havent got a womb!” it was the height of comedy and today its hate speech.

We are at that that point in society where absurdity is cruelty just before the collapse and comedy re-zeros its foundation.


102 posted on 07/20/2023 12:42:35 AM PDT by gnarledmaw (Hive minded liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives elect servants.)
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To: Osage Orange

Hands down the funniest joke I’ve heard in years!
Tried telling wife and had a hell of a time getting tonto out!
That will go with me to my grave.

Cheers!


103 posted on 07/20/2023 12:53:33 AM PDT by mitch5501 ("make your calling and election sure:for if ye do these things ye shall never fall")
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To: Allegra

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt?

“Are you going to eat that?”


104 posted on 07/20/2023 3:24:16 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (I stayed drug - free going on 64 years for this?)
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To: BatGuano

There once was a lady from the Azores
who’s body was covered with syph sores
the dogs in the street
adored the green meat
that hung through the holes in her drawers.

Tell that one to people who are going to lunch.


105 posted on 07/20/2023 3:30:45 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (I stayed drug - free going on 64 years for this?)
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What does Courtney Love and a pro hockey player have in common?

They both shower after 3 periods.


106 posted on 07/20/2023 3:34:07 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (I stayed drug - free going on 64 years for this?)
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To: nickcarraway

Celtic’s rallying cry that year...”Nobody gets Bias”


107 posted on 07/20/2023 3:48:28 AM PDT by BoringGuy
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To: cyclotic

What did Helen Keller do when she fell in a well?

She screamed her hands off.

What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a mountain?

Nothing. She was wearing mittens.

Why does Helen Keller pleasure herself with one hand?

She uses the other hand to moan with.

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

Answering the iron.

How did she burn her face again?

They called back.

Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?

Because she’s dead.


108 posted on 07/20/2023 3:52:00 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (I stayed drug - free going on 64 years for this?)
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To: 21twelve

That is a true dark joke


109 posted on 07/20/2023 3:55:30 AM PDT by Chickensoup (Genocide is here. Leftist extremists are spearheading the Genocide against conservatives. )
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To: wbarmy

Pete


110 posted on 07/20/2023 4:01:30 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
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To: nickcarraway
Vietnam War:

Joker: "How can you shoot women and children?"

Door Gunner: "Easy, you just don't lead them so much."

111 posted on 07/20/2023 4:04:31 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
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To: A Navy Vet

Disgusting and not even funny.


112 posted on 07/20/2023 4:06:52 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

Gross humor is a different category imho


113 posted on 07/20/2023 4:11:07 AM PDT by Chickensoup (Genocide is here. Leftist extremists are spearheading the Genocide against conservatives. )
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To: GingisK

LOL - I’m betting everyone got above a 60% on the test. 😄


114 posted on 07/20/2023 7:03:54 AM PDT by Allegra (Stop the Zeepers from Censoring FReepers)
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To: All

Dark to light is the direction our world is taking, not light to dark.

I would highly question the mental performance of anyone who celebrates darkness, starting with Brandon Specktor and his handlers.


115 posted on 07/20/2023 8:04:40 AM PDT by reasonisfaith (What are the personal implications if the Resurrection of Christ is a true event in history?)
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To: Ann Archy

Thank you. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.


116 posted on 07/20/2023 9:57:25 AM PDT by A Navy Vet (USA Birth Certificate - 1787. Death Certificate - 2021? )
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To: wbarmy

Russell.


117 posted on 07/20/2023 1:28:46 PM PDT by Aut Pax Aut Bellum (What did Socialists use before candles? Electricity)
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Why is Helen Keller’s pant legs yellow?

Because her dog is blind too.


118 posted on 07/20/2023 2:50:38 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (I stayed drug - free going on 64 years for this?)
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To: M Kehoe

https://www.govtrack.us/congress/members


119 posted on 09/09/2023 5:53:07 PM PDT by mabarker1 ( (Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress!!!)
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