I prefer this:
I use diesel.
I once saw a guy pour gasoline on an open camp fire.
He was lucky. He got away with it.
I prefer this:
I just use my underwear. Plenty of fuel in there to start a fire.
Started out one sunny Saturday afternoon but it soon started raining when we got to where we were going.
My buddies were bummed thinking we'd have to call it a day.
I remembered we passed a little hardware store on the way to the camping area.
I told them to wait a few minutes and Id be right back.
Went and bough a small container of turpentine.
We had a nice roaring fire in no time.