[Bob434]

lol- i set up a crappy jump and took my bike over it and wiped out bad on a gravel driveway- face was all skun up, hands, legs- went to school and kids asked what happened to me and i told em that i got attacked collecting eggs from the chicken coop- lol

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I wiped out on gravel on my bike, front wheel was bent so I had to limp home walking the bike. Left a trail of blood to the bathroom. Mom came in while I was picking gravel out of my legs. She looked at me and said, "remember to clean up the mess."

"Yes ma'am."

Over dinner Dad looked at me and the bandages. "I see you learned something today."

"Yes sir."

"What did you learn?"

"Don't pull sharp turns on gravel with that bike."

"And?"

"Hydrogen peroxide takes the blood out of carpets."

"Good. We'll pound out the wheel tomorrow."