Move these people to the urban ghettos and settle them into abandoned and burned out houses to live in, Zhivago style. Cover the broken windows with chicken wire, and issue them a "snuggy as seen on TV" to keep warm. Wash them down with sheep dip, and require them to wear flea and tick collars.
I would send them all to Washington District of Congo and then drop a nuke from orbit, just to be sure.
It would be a win win, for the planet and America. /spit