[Secret Agent Man]

Fit

Fertile

Friendly

Feminine

Fiscally Responsible

Low body count/not the town bicycle

[Libloather]

Farting, just like the socialist bartender, if done properly outdoors, isn’t a deal breaker. If it doesn’t happen, she may explode. That would be a shame.

[KC_Conspirator]

Its not a bad list, but there are a few more I would add to deal breakers.

- Being a 304/high body count
- Single mommies
- Excessive visible tattoos
- Multi colored hair
- Nose rings or other ridiculous piercings
- Slutty female freinds
- History of divorce or failed relationships
- Bonus: if her phone screen is cracked, her life is most likely a train wreck