It’s gotten to the point that if a woman knows more than 20 words of English, toss her back. Understanding 20 English words is about the ideal number for a sidekick. Think Golden Retriever. Men have been quietly breeding the perfect companion for the last 10,000 years.
Eh, being stupid is a no go for me.
My no go list:
Leftist
Either atheist or Bible thumper (vs Bible reader)
Fat or not fit
Dominates conversations unreasonably
Selfish
Stupid
Hates reading
Uninformed about world events
Obsessed with social media
Obsessed with celebs
Financially irresponsible
Either meek or overbearing
Body count
Tats
Treats people poorly
Dresses either like a whore or Amish
She has to pass the door lock test (see movie Bronx tail)