I gave up on Fakebook years ago. But I might consider “Faceboob”. It has a soft and friendly sound to it.
Its a friendly word. Like tits...
Tit's meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots... New Nabisco Tits! ... corn tits, cheese tits, tater tits!"
Faceboob would be an ideal forum for posting pictures of your motorboat.