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1 posted on 11/06/2023 6:09:45 AM PST by Red Badger
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Funk probably had hopes of getting high that day, but I don’t think that’s what he had in mind.


Ha! Love it.


2 posted on 11/06/2023 6:13:40 AM PST by Jane Long (What we were told was a conspiracy theory in ‘20 is now fact. Land of the sheep, home of the knaves)
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That looks like a scene from a movie directed by either
the late Burt Reynolds or Clint Eastwood.
Lots of guitar riffing music in the background.
Look for a Jackie Gleason double, in a sherif uniform, driving up in his patrol car.


3 posted on 11/06/2023 6:17:47 AM PST by lee martell
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Would have been a shame if that car had been dumped, accidentally, into an operating car compactor.


4 posted on 11/06/2023 6:27:39 AM PST by rigelkentaurus
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Stick a fork in him, he’s done.


5 posted on 11/06/2023 6:27:40 AM PST by farmguy ( )
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I talked to a guy once who told me that two different cars were parked in his driveway during a town car show. He had a forklift in his barn. He moved one car over and stacked the second one on top of the first.


6 posted on 11/06/2023 6:28:37 AM PST by cyclotic (It's a great time to live in America. It's like the collapse of the Roman Empire except with wi-fi)
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They should visit a local animal shelter and get a couple of pit bulls for additional security....


7 posted on 11/06/2023 6:29:45 AM PST by YouGoTexasGirl ( )
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9 posted on 11/06/2023 6:39:38 AM PST by Menehune56 ("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC))
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Employees told police Funk had broken in several times before. They said they let him go the first time.


Folks,

Letting them go is not a kindness. But you do it because they are not worth your time.

There are a lot of people in this world not worth my time. But If I love them, I will take the time to correct them.

Hold people accountable for little things, teach them.


10 posted on 11/06/2023 6:40:01 AM PST by PeterPrinciple (Thinking Caps are no longer being issued but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere.)
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Forked!


14 posted on 11/06/2023 7:04:44 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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Clickbait. The car has no front wheels, the guy was in the backseat.


15 posted on 11/06/2023 7:08:32 AM PST by New Perspective (As Leonard Cohen said once in an interview, “You won’t like what comes after America”)
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Three strikes and you’re up up UP!


16 posted on 11/06/2023 7:09:52 AM PST by telescope115 (I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
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He couldn’t jump down fro. That height? Thieves are such sissies these days evidently


18 posted on 11/06/2023 7:29:49 AM PST by Bob434
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Good on the cops in this case- at least a mentslly deranged dem governor or whatever didn’t tell them to stand down on arresting the perp, and tell them to charge the lift operator with kidnapping the perp and holding him agaisnt his will


19 posted on 11/06/2023 7:32:12 AM PST by Bob434
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Our regular worker guys are the only real action-oriented men we have left.


25 posted on 11/06/2023 10:14:19 AM PST by 9YearLurker
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