Isn't it a little presumptuous to declare one of these ladies "Miss Universe"? The universe is quite large; are we giving some of these beauties a chance to win?
I now give you the honor of meeting some of the contestants from other solar systems.
Miss tsh'ds-gjt'sopala.... who almost NEVER drains the blood of a human for her supper.
Miss G'thenthu.... isn't she fetching?
Miss Frem-jaqo'o, in all her glory! Look at those sexy tentacles!
Miss 100101011101101010100110110.... in her revealing oxygen suit
1 posted on
11/17/2023 9:02:03 AM PST by
Lazamataz
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To: usconservative
About time Miss Universe meant MISS UNIVERSE.
2 posted on
11/17/2023 9:02:48 AM PST by
Lazamataz
(The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
To: Lazamataz
at least the entries you’ve posted don’t have a stick in the wrong place.
4 posted on
11/17/2023 9:06:32 AM PST by
Qwapisking
("IF the Second goes first the First goes second" L.Star )
To: Lazamataz
Meet the 82 women and TWO MEN competing to be Miss Universe 2023.
5 posted on
11/17/2023 9:11:04 AM PST by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
To: Ciaphas Cain
Other entrants to the 2023 Miss Universe contest:
Miss bzzt-clickclick-CLACK-bzzz... gotta admit, wings re a turn-on!
Miss 'sik'kl-rt-ng, considered the most beautiful woman in the entire Magellan Cloud.
Miss ssssSSsssllsssslllsssSSSS... pretty darned cute for a Reptiloid!
Miss (no name given).... nothing is more of a turn on than a woman who bares her insides to you!
6 posted on
11/17/2023 9:12:57 AM PST by
Lazamataz
(The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
To: Lazamataz
And let's not forget:
7 posted on
11/17/2023 9:13:48 AM PST by
Eccl 10:2
(Prov 3:5 --- "Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not on your own understanding")
To: Lazamataz
Contestants should be eliminated if the answer to the obvious question everyone is asking is “No.”
Would Laz hit it?
10 posted on
11/17/2023 9:15:32 AM PST by
BykrBayb
(Lung cancer free since 11/9/07. Colon cancer free since 7/7/15. PTL ~ Þ)
To: Lazamataz
11 posted on
11/17/2023 9:16:21 AM PST by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Lazamataz
You left off Nub Shiggurath, the Goat with a Thousand Young. And who could forget the comely Yog Sothoth?
12 posted on
11/17/2023 9:16:37 AM PST by
Noumenon
(You're not voting your way out of this. KTF)
To: Lazamataz
Meet the 84 women competing to be Miss Universe 2023 Meet my middle finger.
17 posted on
11/17/2023 9:19:45 AM PST by
Steely Tom
([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
To: Lazamataz
FYI: None of the images embedded in your post were visible.
I sure hope they don’t pull the trans crap and tell us some of these are dudes later.
Anyways, I think it’s actually great this is done.
No different than couples that dance and compete, or guys that do MMA, boys in football in school. My daughter was a cheerleader and I could see how this positively impacted her.
It’s good to have ideals and strive for perfection, to want to better yourself. To use the old Army slogan “Be all you can be.”
All this embracing failure crap in our society is literally racing to the bottom. Fat acceptance, participation awards, crybaby snowflake losers! Sorry to say it like that, but yes, LOSERS.
No one wins all the time. But a real loser doesn’t even try out of fear of failing or the pressure of competition. What the loser doesn’t realize that in the end you really are just competing against yourself and while it is nice to win and be #1, even if you fall short, just putting in the effort and doing your best makes you a —FAR— better human being as you pursue true goals of perfection in beauty, knowledge, spirit, physical performance...
Somewhere along the way it has become a bad thing to want to be the best you can be, to be successful.
All of these women should be proud!
19 posted on
11/17/2023 9:20:01 AM PST by
Red6
To: Lazamataz
25 posted on
11/17/2023 9:23:15 AM PST by
Paladin2
To: Lazamataz
Aren’t a couple of them mutilated males?
31 posted on
11/17/2023 9:25:37 AM PST by
JimRed
(TERM LIMITS, NOW! Finish the damned WALL! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH!)
To: Lazamataz
How many are actual biological women and how many are mentally ill men??
36 posted on
11/17/2023 9:45:04 AM PST by
rockabyebaby
(THE BEST IS YET TO COME - (PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP))
To: Lazamataz
How many identify as:
"They/them/theirs", "Ze/hir/hirs", "Xe/xem/xyrs", "Ver/vir/vis", "Te/tem/ter" or "E/em/eirs"???
38 posted on
11/17/2023 9:50:47 AM PST by
rockabyebaby
(THE BEST IS YET TO COME - (PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP))
To: Lazamataz
How many of them have testicles?
40 posted on
11/17/2023 9:51:47 AM PST by
beethovenfan
(The REAL Great Reset will be when Jesus returns. )
To: Lazamataz
I wonder how many of these “women” have penises.
42 posted on
11/17/2023 10:03:29 AM PST by
Sicon
("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell>)
To: Lazamataz
you can have T'nuk, really, keep her...
43 posted on
11/17/2023 10:09:04 AM PST by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: Lazamataz
Have we bypassed the obvious, the necessary title of Miss Galaxy?
44 posted on
11/17/2023 10:19:52 AM PST by
lurk
(u)
To: Lazamataz
They left out Miss America who hopes for world peace and a Israeli ceasefire until all the Jooooooowws can be killed.
45 posted on
11/17/2023 10:20:26 AM PST by
Colorado Doug
(Now I know how the Indians felt to be sold out for a few beads and trinkets)
To: Lazamataz
They left out Miss America who hopes for world peace and a Israeli ceasefire until all the Jooooooowws can be killed.
46 posted on
11/17/2023 10:20:26 AM PST by
Colorado Doug
(Now I know how the Indians felt to be sold out for a few beads and trinkets)
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