You know how they are always complaining about being underpaid given how expensive that area is. Well, the answer is this, tell them they are being helped out, their job is now in say Des Moines if they are at Agricultures or Butte if they are with Interior. Education to Chicago area. Energy to Midland Tx. ATF to Gaza.
Send the Border Patrol to the Ukraine/Russia front lines.
Then they could learn how to do their jobs correctly.