Its not those nasty dreadlocks is it? That unwashed crap on some peoples heads looks and smells like cat turds.
Like the barber asked my dad when he was drafted: How do you want it cut? As he used the electric clippers to bur his head clean!
“Like the barber asked my dad when he was drafted: How do you want it cut? As he used the electric clippers to bur his head clean!”
Yeah, my marine father told the usual variant of that:
In boot camp, the barber asks the trainee with luxurious hair, “Wow, you have great hair! Would you like to keep yours?” “Why, yes!” is the answer. To which the barber replies, “Here, hold out your hand!”