S-A-N-T-A C-L-A-U-S, Hooray for Santa Claus!
Lyrics
TOM
Open up your heart and let the
Patrick Swayze Christmas in
CROW
We’ll gather at the Road House
With our next of kin
JOEL
And Santa can be
Our regular Saturday Night thing
ALL
We’ll decorate a barstool
And gather ‘round and sing
TOM
Oh
Let’s have a Patrick Swayze
Christmas this year!
CROW
Or we’ll tear your throat out
And kick you in the ear
Joel Robinson: Hold it, hold it a sec. Cambot, stop it.
[music stops]
Joel Robinson: Uh, Crow, I don’t know if I think this is an appropriate sentiment anymore for Christmas.
Crow T. Robot: Hey, what? Like a good action sequence don’t belong at Christmas?
Joel Robinson: Well, no, it’s just that I’ve never heard of an action sequence in a Christmas carol before.
Crow T. Robot: Well, then grab hold of your socks and read on, Joel Robinson!
Tom Servo: Okay, pick it up from measure 20, Cambot.
[music resumes]
Tom Servo: Lovely intro, though. Very tasteful.
Crow T. Robot: Thank you.
TOM
It’s my way or the highway
This Christmas at my bar
CROW
I’ll have to smash your kneecaps if
You bastards touch my car
JOEL
I got the word that Santa has been
Stealing from the till
ALL
I think that that right jolly old elf
Better make out his will
Oh
Let’s have a Patrick Swayze
Christmas one and all
And this can be the haziest...
This can be the laziest...
This can be the Swayziest
Christmas of them all!
TOM
La la la la la la
Ha ha!