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New Star Wars Film To Feature Female Jedi Who Turns To The Dark Side At The Same Time Every Month
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Posted on 01/04/2024 2:36:34 PM PST by dynachrome
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It's true!
To: dynachrome
The Bee has been brutal lately.
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posted on
01/04/2024 2:38:14 PM PST
by
metmom
(He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus…)
To: dynachrome
To: dynachrome
I used to date her sister.
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posted on
01/04/2024 2:39:51 PM PST
by
TLI
(ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
To: dynachrome
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posted on
01/04/2024 2:40:53 PM PST
by
ComputerGuy
(Heavily-medicated for your protection)
To: metmom
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posted on
01/04/2024 2:41:04 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(A truth that’s told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent ~ Wm. Blake)
To: dynachrome
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posted on
01/04/2024 2:41:04 PM PST
by
equaviator
(If 60 is the new 40 then 35 must be the new 15.)
To: TLI
I used to date her sister.
_______________________________
Hell, I MARRIED her sister.
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posted on
01/04/2024 2:41:56 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(A truth that’s told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent ~ Wm. Blake)
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
01/04/2024 2:43:44 PM PST
by
metmom
(He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus…)
To: dynachrome
It is said that the Age of Aquarius will be a female dominant time when the goddess will end the patriarchy.
The thing is the goddess of this time will be childless, barren.
It's not that men have control issues, it's that we have to honor the roles nature has assigned to us.
The last time we let the woman in the driver seat this is what happened:
They're just going to screw everything up because they can't help themselves and don't know any better.
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posted on
01/04/2024 2:49:22 PM PST
by
conservativeimage
(Divorce the Deep State Peacefully: Become a State National: https://tasa.americanstatenationals.org)
To: dynachrome
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posted on
01/04/2024 2:49:37 PM PST
by
fretzer
To: dynachrome
Bout right 🤣🤣🤣 this series has sucked since 1977 anyway.
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posted on
01/04/2024 2:50:54 PM PST
by
maddog55
(The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
To: dynachrome
Oh, this one is sure to spin up the trans-feminists!
Hahahaha!
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posted on
01/04/2024 2:51:13 PM PST
by
Boomer
(The Long Winter is coming...)
To: TLI
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posted on
01/04/2024 2:51:25 PM PST
by
EvilCapitalist
(81 million votes my ass.)
To: dynachrome
What’s her Sith name?
Darth Menstrual XD
To: dynachrome
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posted on
01/04/2024 2:57:16 PM PST
by
rottndog
(What comes after America?)
To: dynachrome
Jedi who mysteriously turns to the Dark Side at the same time every month.
I don’t care who you are that’s funny thanks Babylon Bee.
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posted on
01/04/2024 3:00:56 PM PST
by
Vaduz
To: dynachrome
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posted on
01/04/2024 3:02:33 PM PST
by
aquila48
(Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
To: InsidiousMongo
𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘚𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦?
𝘋𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘔𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘟𝘋
I dunno about that, but I’m sure at some point in the movie she’ll hire bounty hunter, and body positivity activist Booba Fatt to track down the protagonists.
To: ComputerGuy
They’ve been insane ever since Walt Disney died.
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posted on
01/04/2024 3:05:47 PM PST
by
No name given
(Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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