New Boeing Features Larger Lavatories So All-Female Crews Can Go To Bathroom Together

Babylon Bee ^ | Jan 12, 2024 | Babylon Bee Staff

[dayglored]

It's the Bee !!

> ...the time-honored-yet-mysterious tradition of women traveling to the bathroom in groups...

You know it's true.

[dayglored]

I’ve read more than enough serious, depressing stuff today, time for some funny stuff!

[DeplorablePaul]

I predict a huge spike in the number of obese mile high club members.

[Libloather]

It’s all fun & games until someone loses an eye during some turbulence.

[Lockbox]

Damn that Bee!

I was going to post: “finally a comfortable spot for the mile high club meetings!”…..

[Nextrush]

Nikki Haley and other female politicians who are on the take from Boeing need a place to go.

[dayglored]

Can you imagine guys doing this? Seriously??

Guy#1: Hey I'll be right back, gonna hit the men's room.

Guy#2: Oooh, good idea, I'll come along with you.

Guy#1: Umm, I don't need help, thanks.

[TheWriterTX]

It is!

My girlfriends and I did that all of the time.

And no, I’m not telling you why ;)

[dayglored]

> And no, I’m not telling you why ;)

I saw this happen hundreds of times (decades ago when I was "going out" a lot). I generally attributed it to one or more of the following:

• Gossip about the guys in the group
• Check each other's makeup/clothing/hair
• Defend against unwanted attention from strangers in the bathroom
• Have a quickie lesbian encounter

Any of those ring a bell?

[HIDEK6]

Mysterious!

[MortMan]

It’s their union meetings.

[bigbob]

Even when unplanned simultaneous access occurs, guys always follow the alternate-urinal rule.

[dayglored]

> Even when unplanned simultaneous access occurs, guys always follow the alternate-urinal rule.

Or if it's not possible to simply alternate, here's a handy guide.

Picking the Right Urinal (The Man's Book): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR-qQxA6qoA

[arthurus]

With the arrival of new plane orders over the next couple of years I expect to see notes from passengers referring to the huge on-board latrines and wondering if there was anyone left in the cockpit.

[Bigg Red]

Yes, it is true, but we don’t go into the same stall!

Sad thing is that I was a few sentences in before I realized it was the Bee.

[arthurus]

In public places like movie theaters and restaurants it is a protective measure which has become more necessary with the advent of male “trannies” in the ladies’ room.

[Bigg Red]

:)

[Bigg Red]

To tell you the truth, I cannot give you a reason; we just have always done that.

[dfwgator]

I’ve got a meeting in the ladies room
I’ll be back real soon

[ansel12]

A Postcard Depicting the Ladies’ Rest Room at the Curtis Publishing Offices.