[Red Badger]

Was probably bought by Whole Foods....................

[Red Badger]

Ping!..................

[Responsibility2nd]

When life gives you lemons....

Stick it in a drawer for 285 years.

[Zack Attack]

If it’s no good is it covered by them Lemon Law?

[ansel12]

What a cool thing to have if it is verified.

[Ezekiel]

The fruit was inscribed with the message: "Given By Mr P Lu Franchini Nov 4 1739 to Miss E Baxter."

Apparently the relationship soured, but it did stand the test of time.

[laweeks]

I think I had one of them at our local diner this a.m.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

I'd be more than happy to auction off my son's dead Ford Escape LEMON for $500. You'd get all sorts of new parts and a blown tranny. I'd even have my son sign it for the buyer.

[Migraine]

Makes me wish I’d kept my Chevy Vega that went kaput.

[metmom]

What an insane world we live in.

[Tennessee Nana]

PING

[gloryblaze]

I think they needed to use the word “petrified.”

https://www.ripleys.com/weird-news/petrified-fruit/#:~:text=Some%20petrified%20oranges%20have%20been,in%20and%20petrify%20the%20object.

[Portcall24]

There’s an old story about sardine trading when the sardines disappeared from around Monterey, California. The commodity traders bid them up and the price of a can of sardines soared. Some reporter tracked the price of one specific can. After about five different investors having bought a specific can, the current owner treated himself to an expensive meal and actually opened a can and started eating. He immediately became ill and told the seller the sardines were no good. The seller said, “Oh, You don’t understand. These are not eating sardines, they are investing sardines.”‘

[airborne]

Would the seeds still be viable and able to grow?

[TornadoAlley3]

Someone bought Biden?

[If You Want It Fixed - Fix It]

I was going to toss this 2 month old one in my fridge....think I’ll give it to my future offspring

[Noumenon]

I’ve got some stuff in the back of the fridge they might be interested in.

[abigkahuna]

I am very curious as to why it didn’t rot. The name is still visible. What a cool story actually. Very romantic.

[Chainmail]

Did American Motors make it?

[Carriage Hill]

More people idiots with too much money, and time, on their hands.