Posted on 02/15/2024 10:37:23 AM PST by DallasBiff
The Super Bowl streaker is breaking his silence, explaining why he dropped $42k on front-row tix, only to be tackled on the field half-naked and thrown in the pokey ... revealing it all started with a bet!
TMZ Sports talked to SB streaker Alex Gonzalez on Monday ... just hours after he was released from the local jail.
The question ... why?!
Alex says the plan was to originally place a prop bet at a Vegas sportsbook ... plunking down cash on a fan running on the field during the Chiefs vs. Niners game.
(Excerpt) Read more at tmz.com ...
He got charged with a misdemeanor probably $500 and court costs, plus he paid $42,000 for his ticket.
What a maroon, as Bugs Bunny would say.
I’d post his bail if he had “Swifts Bitch” painted on front and back, along with a few Pfizer logos.
He was wearing pants.
He. Is. NOT. A. Streaker.
Streaking is done naked. Some people consider shoes acceptable, but nothing above the ankle.
This year marks the 50th anniversary of the “Streaking Craze” when naked men and women ran around the college campii of the USA.
Back then you could see nudity on the Six O’Clock News as I recall.
Loser gambler loses BIG.
Streaking isn't about supporting causes, or advertising businesses.
Streaking is about streaking. "Ens causa sui", as it were.
I thought he was trying to draw Tater Swuft’s boyfriend’s attention.
He’s an embarrassment to all us real (former) streakers..................
You win post of the day:)...but he had his pants on and he didn't assault "Big Red Andy" the father of a son that killed himself with drugs or another son that drank himself into jail.
That Andy, he's a hellofa example for the KC yutes {that shoot up the parade}.
Streakers should be 1.) naked
And 2.) female.
He was not streaker. The definition of a streaker is to be stark naked. This guy was a coward not to show his itty bits.
The Chiefs QB has a father that is one of the few guys that has more DUIs than me, has a brother that is in and out of jail {more than I ever was} and a wife that is featured in SI in a swimsuit that proudly shows her "lips".
Pro feetsball champions are a great example for today's yutes, and they only had one person shot to death during the celebration parade...come on KC Squaws, you can do better than that.
Did I mention that I hate the Squaws more than the Cowgirls?
True, but still worth a...
Don't look Ethel!
Don’t look Ethel!
It was too late!
Look-a-dat, look-a-dat.
He was definitely not streaking.
A stupid bet and beer.
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