The best thing
Is radiation
It’ll stop salmonella
Maybe the safest
Chemical poisoning residue
Will kill you
Years ago
I worked in a kitchen
Some strawberries were unspoilable
Others wouldn’t last a day
Sugar bacteria ruined them
To my knowledge
All fruit - produce
Exported from Hawaii
Has to be radiated
Because the meditation fruit fly
Is prolific over here
Never thought about freezing
I thought
” don’t let the bed bugs bite you “
was supposed to be funny
Not anymore
Are you a former “Surebeam” salesman? That ended badly.
Strangest
Haiku
Ever