Fill your house with arsenic gas when you are not using it...
“Fill your house with arsenic gas when you are not using it...”
LOL! I was thinking almost the same thing, except I was going with cyanide.
Also, since squatters have no fear when it comes to stealing your house, it makes sense that they’re OK with stealing your food, too. Before leaving on vacation or whatever, spice up the Twinkies and burritos in the freezer. 🏴☠️