LOL! Oh my God. In this could be a rare and a previously unknown dialect of Ebonics, perhaps a corruption of Classic Lower Ebonics, not common to most known studies.
I propose we ask the Department of Education in DC for a grant and an in depth study to further research this new Ebonics dialect.
I think a...mmmm.. $20 million dollar grant to be satisfactory, do you concur?
These gifs came to mind.