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There it is you all, the stupidest thing I will read all day and it's only 5:52 am
1 posted on 04/14/2024 2:51:31 AM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana

Mom and dad should have learned how to say “NO.”


50 posted on 04/14/2024 5:33:13 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Delusionary people should not be given power over normal people.)
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To: Morgana

I like to eat baby octopuses cooked in a spicy Korean sauce.


53 posted on 04/14/2024 7:16:22 AM PDT by Fiji Hill
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Sell them or give back to the store that they got the first one from.


54 posted on 04/14/2024 7:17:21 AM PDT by Johnny Wumbo
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To: Morgana
solution of last resort. But it is a solution.
55 posted on 04/14/2024 7:18:51 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Roses are red, Violets are blue, I love being on the government watch list, along with all of you.)
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To: Morgana

“There it is you all, the stupidest thing I will read all day and it’s only 5:52 am”

That they named a female octopus Terrance is all you need to know about them. And yeah, it’s right up there re: “the stupidest thing” all day.


56 posted on 04/14/2024 7:23:42 AM PDT by Danie_2023
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They should have gotten him the Hippopotamus instead.


57 posted on 04/14/2024 7:25:55 AM PDT by Cold_Red_Steel
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STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES!


59 posted on 04/14/2024 7:32:11 AM PDT by kenmcg (ti hi o)
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“There it is you all, the stupidest thing I will read all day and it’s only 5:52 am”

Yep. It’s stupid, like having kids in the first place.

And they had no idea what they were getting into, like having kids...

But how was he to know that she was a she and gotten knocked up?
They knew nothing about octopi, thought they were just getting an exotic fish, but they know allot more now.
They had to deal with what must have seemed chaos, but they did.
That’s why parents do this sort of thing.
What a family, what a dad! No wonder he’s a dentist. Wish he were mine.


61 posted on 04/14/2024 7:41:39 AM PDT by tsomer
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what these fools apparently don’t realize is that octopuses are good eatin!


63 posted on 04/14/2024 8:24:15 AM PDT by catnipman (A Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils Still Counts As A Vote For Evil)
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It’s nice having a father who loves you... that’s the upside of this story. My dad let me keep a pigeon that was wounded by a cat... limpy. Of course there was one not 50 and I was six. But it became a nice memory that influenced my life in nice ways.


64 posted on 04/14/2024 8:42:59 AM PDT by GOPJ (Two items Biden finds at 'Ice Cream Shoppes'? A: Ice cream cones and 6 year old girls to look at...)
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Instead of calling aquariums to try to get rid of the babies, he should have called Italian restaurants. Pulpo—it's a delicacy!
67 posted on 04/14/2024 9:36:46 AM PDT by Albion Wilde (Either ‘the Deep State destroys America, or we destroy the Deep State.’ --Donald Trump)
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'Every birthday, every Christmas, every holiday, he would always say: 'All I want is an octopus,'' Clifford told the New York Times.

You know, it could have been a lot worse:


68 posted on 04/14/2024 9:42:10 AM PDT by x
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I smell a social media family. Spoiled kid who’ll probably go trans or maybe identify as an Octopuss at some point.


74 posted on 04/14/2024 12:56:54 PM PDT by toddausauras (Trump 2024)
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Why didn’t they just eat them?


83 posted on 04/14/2024 5:28:54 PM PDT by yuleeyahoo (“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!” - the deep-state)
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Mmmmm...octopus sushi


91 posted on 04/15/2024 5:06:53 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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