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Dear God,

Please send Jesus soon.

1 posted on 04/17/2024 8:12:39 AM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana

She musta thought that “weekend at Bernie’s” was a documentary film


2 posted on 04/17/2024 8:16:04 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: Morgana

Well, did she get the loan?


3 posted on 04/17/2024 8:16:24 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to says it.)
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Are they sure it wasn’t the DOCTOR jill?


4 posted on 04/17/2024 8:16:30 AM PDT by shadeaud (God gave us the free will and intelligence to choose right from wrong. Use it or lose it!)
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To: Morgana

Probably sounded like a good idea at the time


6 posted on 04/17/2024 8:18:26 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Morgana
A bank worker witnessing the scene told the woman : 'I don't think this is legal.

Pretty much sums up the Biden regime.

7 posted on 04/17/2024 8:18:57 AM PDT by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
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Forget it, Jake, It’s Rio.


8 posted on 04/17/2024 8:22:44 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Perdicaris alive or Raisuli dead!)
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She might have thought —
“well if America can have a brain-damaged President signing legislation maybe I can get mine to sign this here document.”

Unfortunately for her he didn’t quite make it.


9 posted on 04/17/2024 8:22:52 AM PDT by plain talk
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Call Biden.
He can talk to dead people.


10 posted on 04/17/2024 8:25:06 AM PDT by bunkerhill7 (Don't shoot until you see the whites of their lies)
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Jill Biden sure is getting bold.


12 posted on 04/17/2024 8:25:45 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Sometimes There Is No Lesser Of Two Evils)
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13 posted on 04/17/2024 8:25:48 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: Morgana

We the Con-gress and the current Whitehouse to the United States people.


15 posted on 04/17/2024 8:28:48 AM PDT by Varsity Flight ( "War by 🙏 the prophesies set before you." I Timothy 1:18. Nazarite warriors. 10.5.6.5 These Days)
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17 posted on 04/17/2024 8:37:02 AM PDT by Bubba_Leroy ( Dementia Joe is Not My President)
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She looks like Big Mike.


21 posted on 04/17/2024 8:46:26 AM PDT by HYPOCRACY (Brandon's pronouns: Xi/Hur)
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She just finished watching a Monty Python movie and noticed her uncle wasn’t moving.


23 posted on 04/17/2024 8:49:12 AM PDT by fuzzylogic (welfare state = sharing of poor moral choices among everybody)
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To: Morgana

“dead OAP”

What’s an OAP?


24 posted on 04/17/2024 8:51:54 AM PDT by null and void (Everyone on all sides a conflict will be happy to lie to you, except our side, of course!)
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I have seen a similar story in the past. I think a guy was wheeled in to get access to his bank accounts but I can’t remember. It may have had something to do with benefits.

Both stories make me wonder if the people involved did notice the dead body stink.


26 posted on 04/17/2024 8:58:19 AM PDT by RummyChick ( )
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How dare that bank discriminate against this poor man.
Being alive status is NOT an acceptable method of discrimination .
Just because he wasn’t alive doesn’t mean he can’t get a loan .
I know this wasn’t in the US, but wait until Elizabeth Warren finds out.
We need new laws to STOP THE DISCRIMINATION.


27 posted on 04/17/2024 8:59:09 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Have you seen Joe Biden's picture on a milk carton?)
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To: Morgana

now to the polling house


30 posted on 04/17/2024 9:04:27 AM PDT by Swirl
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O: No, no, ‘e’s uh,...he’s resting.

C: Look, my lad, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now.

O: No no he’s not dead, he’s, he’s restin’! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn’it, ay? Beautiful plumage!


32 posted on 04/17/2024 9:14:42 AM PDT by FlyingEagle
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democRATS...


43 posted on 04/17/2024 10:12:40 AM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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