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Zap Those Buttock Burps Away
Reuters via wirednews ^ | 3-27-2002

Posted on 03/27/2002 8:42:06 AM PST by Cagey

Edited on 06/29/2004 7:09:02 PM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

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To: OneidaM
(sing) Wherever there's a fart joke....we'll be there
21 posted on 03/27/2002 10:24:07 AM PST by Texaggie79
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To: Tennessee_Bob
I know good chili......and it isn't found in Pennsylvania........ lol

Thank you for not reporting me.....I will do my duty, to God and my Country, and endeavor not to make that mistake again......

22 posted on 03/27/2002 10:29:05 AM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Hey! Hormel Chili has beans! LOL

And of course, Boston has the best baked beans. Last but not least, this Yankee likes re-fried beans.

23 posted on 03/27/2002 10:37:24 AM PST by Cagey
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To: OneidaM
What are you boys gassing about now????

Twasn't us, it was the dog.

24 posted on 03/27/2002 10:38:18 AM PST by Cagey
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To: Cagey
My poor deluded friend, Hormel is NOT chili........lol.....you need to try some real, homemade chili, like you find at a Chili Cookoff! You would never look at another can of Hormel chili the same way.......
25 posted on 03/27/2002 11:03:32 AM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: Cagey
Now if they could come up with something to increase gas production by 100%, they would have something.
They could call it Buttock Blaster 3000TM.
28 posted on 03/27/2002 11:14:10 AM PST by Brett66
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30 posted on 03/27/2002 11:42:35 AM PST by Cagey
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To: one_particular_harbour
LOL. She thinks its pheromones.
31 posted on 03/27/2002 11:51:10 AM PST by Khepera
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To: Cagey
What a bunch of old farts!!!
32 posted on 03/27/2002 12:03:40 PM PST by Neets
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To: Texaggie79
Ewwwwwww!
33 posted on 03/27/2002 12:16:08 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: one_particular_harbour
From "Blackadder Goes Forth"...

"How lucky you English are to find the toilet so amusing. For us, it is a mundane and functional item. For you, it is the basis of an entire culture."

34 posted on 03/27/2002 12:25:45 PM PST by wimpycat
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To: Cagey
beans beans the majical fruit
the more you eat the more you toot
the more you toot the better you feel
so eat more beans with every meal
35 posted on 03/27/2002 12:27:34 PM PST by Moleman
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To: Cagey
I've always wondered if that was an edited pic, or from some strange protest.
36 posted on 03/27/2002 12:29:00 PM PST by Texaggie79
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To: Texaggie79
Can't stand beans. ESPECIALLY refried. They taste exactly like what I would imagine dog poo would taste like.
Hey, some "people" like that, particularly in Baltimore. >:)

-Eric

37 posted on 03/27/2002 12:36:37 PM PST by E Rocc
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To: Cagey
Ted Kennedy won't be able to speak in his most sensible manner anymore.

-Eric

38 posted on 03/27/2002 12:38:10 PM PST by E Rocc
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To: Cagey
Bwaaaaahaha...

Now if they could do something about Grape Nuts...

39 posted on 03/27/2002 12:42:58 PM PST by maxwell
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To: Cagey
Well, Benny Hill, not to mention Joseph Pujol, better known as Le Petomane must be breaking wind in their graves at this news!
40 posted on 03/27/2002 3:38:58 PM PST by Revolting cat!
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