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So you have a sixty thousand dollar car. We're real impressed. We have quarter million dollar combines that we use two weeks a year.

LOL, this has always been one of my favorites!

# 8 made me all hungry. And all I've got here is peanut butter and crackers or the local House of Ptomaine.

Okay - you asked for it. My favorite Southern joke goes like this: "Ms. Earline and Ms. Caroline were out on the veranda of Ms. Earline's to-die-for antebellum mansion sitting under the porch fan and sipping mimosas. Ms. Earline said to Ms. Caroline: "Ya see this beautiful home? My dear husband Clayton presented it to me after the birth of our firstborn son, Clayton, Jr. as a token of his appreciation." Ms. Caroline calmly took a sip of her drink, fanned herself and said sweetly "How nice." Ms. Earline then proceeded to point to the shiny new Cadillac convertible parked near the hundred year old oaks surrounding her property and stated: "Ya see that fine, shiny expensive automobile over there? My dear husband Clayton presented it to me after the birth of our second son, Henry, as a token of appreciation to me for having provided him with another son." Ms. Caroline again sipped on her mimosa. "How nice" she replied again in her soft, melodius southern drawl. Ms. Earline seemed a bit miffed by Ms. Caroline's lack of enthusiam. She asked: "So tell me, Caroline, what has your husband Beauregard ever done for you?" Ms. Caroline replied: "He sent me to charm school." "CHARM school" scoffed Earline. "What on heaven's earth good did THAT do for ya?" Ms. Caroline smiled and said: "Charm School is where they teach you to say "How nice, intead of $%#^ you!!!"