[lodwick]

Mr.B and Mrs. l might have a problem with that arrangement, I'm thinking.


Blame

Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,

he blames the restaurant.


If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,

your family blames the tobacco company.


If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.


If your grandchildren are brats without manners,

you blame television.


If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,

you blame the gun manufacturer.


And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer,

I want you to blame Bill Gates...okay?

[BigWaveBetty]

Mr.B and Mrs. l might have a problem with that arrangement, I'm thinking.

Who's Mr. B? Oh-oh, that's right... ;-) put bacon, eggs and french toast in front of me and I loose all reasoning.