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Freeper Messes Up Pretty Badly...
john in missouri | 9/11/02 | john in missouri

Posted on 09/11/2002 1:18:46 AM PDT by john in missouri

My fellow Freepers, I've messed up pretty badly here...

First, I'm already quite well in the doghouse with my wife (who phoned me this evening after going away with the kids yesterday for a couple of days) for spending so much time freeping and not getting anywhere near enough done on certain other things... you know how it is... :-/

NOW, in the middle of the late-night Florida election thing with McBride vs. Reno, I suddenly realize:

I haven't seen the cat.

The cat. Omigod, the cat. The cat I was supposed to feed last night, and twice today. The nicest cat you would ever care to meet. Beloved pet of our children.

The cat, unfed, neglected, has wandered away. All because I forgot to feed her. Forgot I was even supposed to feed her. We're in a new neighborhood, she's never been left unfed before, and I have no idea whether she will come back or whether she's headed for parts unknown.

OK, laugh at me. But would you also pray that the cat would come back, quick? The wife and kids are returning tomorrow afternoon.

This is a definite prayer request.

Man, have I messed up. :-/


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1 posted on 09/11/2002 1:18:46 AM PDT by john in missouri
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To: john in missouri
Hey, don't let politics overrun you.

Make your arguments subtly, and constant.. They'll turn around eventually.

I'm sorry you had to go through this, my best wishes all is well.
2 posted on 09/11/2002 1:20:02 AM PDT by Monty22
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To: john in missouri
Clean the house. Sparkling.
3 posted on 09/11/2002 1:21:26 AM PDT by Roscoe
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To: Roscoe
You speak wise words.
4 posted on 09/11/2002 1:23:22 AM PDT by john in missouri
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To: john in missouri
I'm not being facetious here, and I know what time it is, but did you try calling the cat? Mine are trained to come running at the sound of the word "treat" (guess why). If calling doesn't work (or is verboten due to 4:30 AM), try tapping a spoon on the kitty's food dish. Nothing? Leave a dish of food on the porch for kitty. Something like tuna or other kitty yummy. Have the motion sensor light plugged in (if you have one) so it lets you know kitty's home.

Or: find a flashlight and shine it under your parked car, porch, crawlspace, etc. (and hope the neighborhood watch isn't TOO gung-ho). Kitty's eyes will reflect if she looks into the beam.

Last of all, are you SURE 100% that kitty is outside, lost? Did you look in ALL the places? I lost a cat for 4 hours until I found that he had sneaked into the pantry while it was open, climbed onto a shelf and fallen asleep. Try turning off lights and shining the flashlight again. Under beds - and up in the boxspring! - is a common location. So is up on a closet shelf. Under stairs or in basement windows or nooks is a favorite.

Sure hope you find kitty. Let me know!

5 posted on 09/11/2002 2:39:10 AM PDT by petuniasevan
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To: john in missouri
For You
6 posted on 09/11/2002 2:52:43 AM PDT by riley1992
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To: riley1992
LOL!

You don't think that dusting, vacuuming and doing the laundry will be enough?

7 posted on 09/11/2002 3:28:35 AM PDT by hole_n_one
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To: hole_n_one
Hahahahaha. Not a chance.
8 posted on 09/11/2002 4:25:29 AM PDT by riley1992
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To: one_particular_harbour
You are the King of being in the dog house. Help this poor guy out, will you?
9 posted on 09/11/2002 4:26:37 AM PDT by riley1992
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To: one_particular_harbour
this from the guy that sleeps in the doghouse out back?
11 posted on 09/11/2002 4:41:53 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: john in missouri
Don't feel too bad.

I spent ten straight hours FReepin', then realized I'd left the baby in the car. Outside in the driveway. Temperature about 98 degrees.

Not to worry, though. I went out and got her as soon as I had finished uploading the latest email jokes from my brother.

I just KNOW no one else had ever heard them before.

12 posted on 09/11/2002 5:44:30 AM PDT by Illbay
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To: Illbay
Real funny.
13 posted on 09/11/2002 8:00:59 AM PDT by john in missouri
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To: riley1992
For You

LOL

14 posted on 09/11/2002 8:16:35 AM PDT by shetlan
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To: Illbay
Seek professional help while you can.
15 posted on 09/11/2002 8:47:22 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: one_particular_harbour; Monty22; Roscoe; petuniasevan; hole_n_one; riley1992; xsmommy; ...
Hallelujah! The cat is back!

I left food out last night, which had disappeared by this morning, though I don't know whether it was our cat that ate it. Cat still nowhere to be found anywhere on property, so I left more food.

A little while ago I was in the house, heard a faint sound near the kitchen door -- then a very welcome "mew."

I have never been so glad to see a cat in my entire life. She really is the best cat I've ever known. Even though this is the first time I've ever been the cat-feeding person, I don't know how I could've forgotten the duty.

Many thanks for the support. Now I believe God answers prayer.

And yes, the dishes are all done. 8-)

16 posted on 09/11/2002 10:12:13 AM PDT by john in missouri
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To: john in missouri
clean the toilets for good measure....; )
17 posted on 09/11/2002 10:13:45 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: john in missouri
Congrats. Now keep her inside 'til the wife gets home!
18 posted on 09/11/2002 10:13:54 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: john in missouri; DancesWithTrout; Tennessee_Bob; Sungirl
You should have gotten a pet moose, easier to find if lost.

I hope you find the little stinker.

Shake the kitty food box outside. That might lure her to come back. Or just put out a brick of CHEESE!

Maybe you should stick with a pet goldfish.

19 posted on 09/11/2002 10:25:05 AM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: john in missouri
And yes, the dishes are all done.

:)

20 posted on 09/11/2002 10:26:40 AM PDT by Roscoe
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