[MadIvan]

Ah, come on! I am sure you would look adorable. ;)

Erm, no. I am not a professional wrestler after all. There will be no WWF character named Mad Ivan. ;)

You are number 2,158,293. Please have a seat. It is going to be a long wait.

Ah, but unlike all the other "bitch namers", I have an English accent. ;)

Regards, Ivan

[another cricket]

Ah, but unlike all the other "bitch namers", I have an English accent. ;)

Okay you have been bumped to number 68,560 because of the cute accent and being a Mel Brooks fan.

a.cricket