Al Gore - has announced himself as, "Prep-H Alpha Sphincter Man"

self | 12/02/02 | self

[Cobra64]

In a news conference today with Bill Clinton, Clinton awarded Albert Gore the Sphincter award of the century. Of course Clinton has been working on his legacy and has been successful in getting his name in America's history books as Stainman. Mrs. Clinton has been working diligently in working with Janet Reno as Dyke Man. The one left out of the foursome is Tipper Gore. She's been very tight lipped since Al always seems to try to... at least on camera.

We expect Thyme and Newswreack to break this in their next Monday editions.

[Cobra64]

Okay. A little fun, eh? Tough times are heating up quickly in the ME. Stay safe GIs. God Bless you, and God Bless America and President GWB. Rintense's photos brought tears to my eyes when I knew our bras was relieved that their troops would be given the BEST there is in the world's best military. Cheers.

[gcruse]

"our bras"?????

[Vidalia]

Simply put, that might read that the Tennessee Political Hemorrhoid from Hell and his overly tightened lower intestinal wife from Bowelville have now been medicated to the point that both organs will no longer wink, kiss, smile or wave at each other for fear of creating a severe "blockage" in the collective duodenal political tract of the Clinton-McAuliffe intestinal shove-through tract.

Yep, the Clinton handlers have recognized the form and smell of the stuff that goes fastly through the goose...