Posted on 12/28/2002 6:30:13 AM PST by BigWaveBetty
...wear underwear?
After the Mariah Carey story we (that's the royal we) wonder just who in this world in running around with no underpants. Here are a few that we pray do wear underpants at all times!
Andrew Cuomo
Pelosi
The Tedster
There are many we hope do wear underpants, post your favorite!
Brigitte Boisselier, left, chief executive of Clonaid, and Claude Vorilhon, founder of the Raelian movement, answer questions on CNN's 'Newsnight with Aaron Brown' in North Miami Beach, Fla., Friday, Dec. 27, 2002. Boisselier announced that Clonaid has produced the world's first cloned baby. A healthy 7-pound girl, nicknamed Eve by scientists, was delivered by Caesarean section Thursday somewhere outside the United States, said Boisselier. Boisselier said the girl is an exact genetic copy of the American woman who gave birth to her. (AP Photo/Yesikka Vivancos)
Mariah and Vin Diesel an item?
"On Monday night, Vin took her to dinner at Pinions and was canoodling with her. [Canoodling is so much easier without those silly underpants getting in the way!] After dinner they went back to the house she's staying in with her entourage and I think they spent the night." Page Six
WHAT'S with gorgeous nifty Kim Cattrall in the New Year, I'm not certain. What's happening for Christmas, I know. Santa has already brought her and husband of four years, Mark Levinson, a separation.
Friends intimate that Levinson, who designs sound systems, was also designing sexual systems. That this may have been his obsession. He it was who prompted "Sex and the City's" Kim Cattrall to be part of writing, directing, pictorializing, acting out, proving, rehearsing and then promoting their book last year, "Satisfaction: The Art of Female Orgasm." Cindy Adams
Dubya ships troops to a Pacific island nation to handle a prob. (We talking Philippines?) ... Iraq backs off (probably after coaching by their Prime Hollywood Minister Saddam Penn) and the U.S. gets a new Mideast ally ... The economy perks a little. By June people are cautious but more confident ... Jennifer Lopez. Pregnant WITH TWINS?! After that, pregnant again. (Ben Affleck should only have the strength.) ... Halle Berry. Files for divorce. Nails a tall, white and handsome beau. Creates a clothing and jewelry line. (As does every single living semi-breathing celebrity alive.) ... Water-main break near Macy's ... Kirk Douglas gets some special award someplace and makes a film with fellow oldies ... Liza tries a talk show. Liza starts a children's charity.
John Cohan's done predictions for me each year since 1987. Here's his 15th set: Robert Blake home with baby Rosie. His case takes unexpected twist when a lesbian link to Bonny Lee Bakley proves to be solution to this murder ... Whoopi Goldberg marries again. He's young, Jewish (maybe really named Goldberg?) and not in showbiz ... Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. fight demons in their marriage ... George Clooney does the "Clark Gable" vehicle and his already high stardom goes higher ... Chelsea Clinton weds. Baby cuts short career ... Britney Spears marries nice young man. Gets nice big movie shot ... Sean Connery gets large money for a one-shot movie as an older James Bond. Cindy Adams
BEN STILLER's resolution: "Eat less M&Ms." ... Martha Stewart: "Get married." [????] Poetic Tommy Lee: "Have a better year. This one was bumpy-ass
s - - -." Daniel Baldwin: "Stay sober." Rosie O'Donnell told Allure mag she wants "to eat food with nutritional value along with the crap I normally eat." [Great, now there won't be any food left for the rest of us.] Cindy Adams
What career? Society flake and professional moocher?
Roger Friedman of Fox News sez:
I did a double take when I saw my colleague Cindy Adams's story about Kim Cattrall on Sunday. Always on the money, Cindy reported that "Sex and the City" star Kim and husband Mark Levinson were not only separating, but that Mark had fallen in love with Kim the star and not Kim the person.
But something seemed fishy here. I know Mark and Kim. I've known them since before they were married, when they were dating and then engaged. This was also before "Sex and the City" started filming or anyone knew anything about it, so it seemed kind of wild that Mark would suddenly only love Kim for her fame. Also, I saw Kim last week at a movie premiere and she was brimming with news about a documentary she was making with Mark. So what's what?
I spoke to the couple yesterday out on Long Island where they are spending the Christmas holidays. Mark answered the phone, and when I told him why I was calling he laughed out loud.
"It's bull[expletive]," he said, and, believe me, Mark does not curse very often. "Everything is fine. We're out here having our holiday. It's just ridiculous. No one called us or called Kim's publicist, and it's very easy to reach us." [snip] Fox 411
With all the garbage he spews about GWB I can't even see him as eye candy anymore. And how he keeps in the spotlight with bomb after bomb after bomb is a mystery to me. He must have nasty pictures of someone very important.
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