The Guild 12-28-02 Do they or don't they...

[mountaineer]

I'd say "tacky" describes the entire thread - especially the thong pics - not just the J-Ho "mining for gold" photos! Just call it an aberration on the part of usually dignified, pearl-wearing ladies.

[lodwick]

This thread has been a bit different-from starting off with who should wear looms to nose mining. Good stuff, in a goofy way. We need this from time to time. ;-)

Hopefully, it will lift IG's spirit when she gets back in.

[Endeavor]

I've surely put my pearls in peril a time or two with rather strong comments on Guild threads in the past so I can hardly get my undies in a knot over this one.

[lodwick]

Yep - it's a post holiday traumatic stress let it loose thread. Fine with me. ;-)

[Iowa Granny]

I am searching for the words to express my amazement at this thread. Nothing really refined come to mind. So I will just lay it all out:

Holy $h!t.

That about sums it up.

I honestly can't come up with another comment to properly express myself. There are just so many things posted here that I NEVER thought I would see on a Guild thread.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

This is one of those days that I am grateful to be in the Cheesehole.

[ETERNAL WARMING]

Silicon...real boobs aren't round. Check out Chelsea too...they look pretty round to me.

[Iowa Granny]

Good Morning everyone.

[Mudboy Slim]

LOL...dfu's the Master of these sorta ditties!! Can you believe the Leftists are so generous in giving US RadicalRightWingWhackos soooooo much to parody?!

ROFL...MUD

BTW...I'm commando.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...the girl is an exact genetic copy of the American woman who gave birth to her"

Why would any parent subject their child to this?!

Seriously...MUD

[BigWaveBetty]

Memories......

At least JLo eats hers. I had a journalism teacher who would sit at the front of the class, pick her nose, roll it between her fingers then flick it at the class! I'm so thankful I had a seat in the very back.

[BigWaveBetty]

Yep - it's a post holiday traumatic stress let it loose thread.

Yep, that's it. Ordinarily this sort of cheekiness (pardon the pun) would not take place. ~~snort~~

[BigWaveBetty]

I will risk the wrath of the breaking wave rather than the snap of your enormous thong ;-)

You take that back Mister! I have never worn a thong, enormous or otherwise!! ;-)
Besides, I learned long ago that wearing a two piece while surfing is dangerous, the bottoms usually end up around ones ankles as one paddles through a wave.

[BigWaveBetty]

Just remember...YOU ASKED.

Oh sure, blame it on me.

[Iowa Granny]

I'm guessing you weren't conceived yet when the song "Who Wears Short Shorts" hit the top ten,, Guessing it was probably the summer of '62 or maybe '63.

I'll give you a pass, you young whipper snapper. I can't expect you to remember these lyrical ledgends.

[Mudboy Slim]

Actually, I was conceived during the first weekend of September 1962--my parents were blissfully-wed on the 2nd--and born on the 9th of June in 1963...MUD

[BigWaveBetty]

My wife wears really giant underpants! Sometimes, for fun, I put them on my head and run around the house yelling, "Look at me! I have giant underpants on my head, la la la!"

Memo to self:
Never sip any liquid before reading a mountaineer post.

[Iowa Granny]

Anybody see the imploding of Synergy Field? And awesome sight.

[lodwick]

Good morning everyone: the thread's still here - both the good and bad news for the day.

A blessed Sunday to one and all finding their way here.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Terry's Lyin'!!"
(To be sung to Van Halen's "Jamie's Cryin'")

Slim saw the look in PUNK's eyes, MUD knew he's better!!
MUD asked his FRiends to Fight!! ...FReepers, it's now or never!!
Slick makes MUD feel so MAD!!!
Oh, whoa, whoa, Terry's cryin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, Macker's lyin'!!
McAuliffe finally said, "All right!! MUD, as a Man, yer much BETTER!!
MUD, I am afraid to Fight, ah, oh, so all my ties I'll now sever!!"
MUD said to send Slick a letter, uh yeah yeah...
Uh just to try to make yerself feel better
It said "Willie (Yer Gonna Fall, YOU Slime!!")
And Slick knows Mudboy'll git 'em!!
Oh, whoa, whoa, Fairy's cryin'!!
Oh, whoa, whoa, Terry's lyin'!!
Now Mudboy's been in love before (ahhh)
And he knows what Power is for (ahhh)
It should mean, a little, a little more (ahhh)
Than one night stands, whoo!!

MUD's gonna send Slick a letter, uh yeah yeah
Just to Let Slick Knows Who's Gonna Git HIM!!
Slim sang "Willie (Yer Gonna Fall, You Slime!!)
'Cuz the Macker's a BedWetter!!"
Oh, whoa, whoa, Lib'ral's cryin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, LeftWing's Dyin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, RATS'll be FRyin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, Clinton's Lyin'...
Oh, whoa, whoa, Slick'll Be Whinin'!!

Heh heh heh...MUD