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1 posted on 04/13/2003 6:34:34 PM PDT by Sir Gawain
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2 posted on 04/13/2003 6:34:51 PM PDT by Sir Gawain
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To: Sir Gawain
An Onion wannabe.
3 posted on 04/13/2003 6:35:38 PM PDT by UbIwerks
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4 posted on 04/13/2003 6:36:04 PM PDT by ChadGore (HEY CNN: No Blood for ratings)
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I know this is satire, but wouldn't it be fun as all get-out to actually see this happen?
5 posted on 04/13/2003 6:36:32 PM PDT by COBOL2Java
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LOL
6 posted on 04/13/2003 6:36:34 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Beware the Fedayeen Rodham!)
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I can easily imagine "Let's Rumble" Rummy saying this--and I wish he would!
8 posted on 04/13/2003 6:38:54 PM PDT by leslie_is_cooking
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Rummy is so talented at going for the jugular. In fact, he is a feaking genius at that. Would that I be able to depose him about the museum fiasco televised. It would be fun.
10 posted on 04/13/2003 6:41:04 PM PDT by Torie
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I wasn't fooled for a second. On the other hand I might have fallen for it if the headline had been "Rumsfeld rubs celebrities' noses in victory and makes the Dixie Chicks cry".
11 posted on 04/13/2003 6:41:46 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Donate to FR. End the fundraising quagmire against the Fedayeen Snuggles.)
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LOL at "celebrity foreign policy analysts".

Too bad this funny piece didn't have Rumsfeld apologizing to Jimmy Carter too.

Jimmy Carter = foreign policy wanker

17 posted on 04/14/2003 6:20:50 AM PDT by YaYa123
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We need more fake stories like this. Since its not allowed for us to gloat in public, we can dream...

p.s. I haven't been to a movie since Christmas, don't have any plans to either.
19 posted on 04/14/2003 8:06:24 AM PDT by PeoplesRep_of_LA ("As long as it takes...No. That's the answer to your question. As long as it takes." GWB)
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The spokespersons for Clinton and Carter have asked that the media respect the ex-presidents desire for privacy at this deeply sad time in their lives.

It has been particularly hard on ex-pres Carter who is now dependent on Depends.

As for ex-pres Clinton, he is on a self-mutilation watch as he wanks away in frustration 24/7.

20 posted on 04/14/2003 9:40:43 AM PDT by battlegearboat
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