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Hold the Phone, It's a Sex Toy
Wired News ^
| 02:00 AM Apr. 12, 2003 PT
| Leander Kahney
Posted on 04/22/2003 3:07:03 PM PDT by OutSpot
Edited on 06/29/2004 7:09:52 PM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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Giving new meaning to the term phone sex, a British company is selling software that transforms a cell phone into a sex toy.
Vibelet.com's Purring Kitty software, launched last week, turns certain Nokia cell phones with vibrating ring capabilities into a "discrete, vibrating massager."
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I always wondered when women would take advantage of this cell phone feature ;c)
Link to Purring Kitty
http://www.vibelet.com/
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posted on
04/22/2003 3:07:03 PM PDT
by
OutSpot
To: OutSpot; mhking
This one needs some publicity.
The potential bad jokes, double entendres, and racy limericks are legion.
"Is that a cell phone or are you just glad to see me?"
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posted on
04/22/2003 7:46:10 PM PDT
by
petuniasevan
(I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. -- Groucho Marx)
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....
If you want on or off this list, please let me know!
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posted on
04/22/2003 8:47:20 PM PDT
by
mhking
To: mhking
I have one of those phones...
4
posted on
04/22/2003 9:41:38 PM PDT
by
TheAngryClam
(Victory over Iraq - God go with our soldiers.)
To: mhking
I have home made toys. Special order and field tested.
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posted on
04/22/2003 10:06:21 PM PDT
by
farmfriend
( Isaiah 55:10,11)
To: petuniasevan
To the men make note of the display graphic
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posted on
04/23/2003 12:55:02 AM PDT
by
OutSpot
To: OutSpot
Well, that explains it.
Yesterday, they banned all "picture" cell phones here on the Military Base.
I just knew it had to be something other than the "Picture" capabilities.
:~D
To: OutSpot
Half the girls know immediately what it's about. The other half look at the kitty and say, 'Aw, that's cute, but why is it vibrating?' Then the penny drops." (snicker, snicker)
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posted on
04/23/2003 5:52:23 AM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
To: xsmommy; hobbes1; EODGUY; Robert A. Cook, PE
Hello Kitty?
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posted on
04/23/2003 5:56:14 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(Standing tough under Stars and Stripes)
To: CholeraJoe
Boy, now she'll really be looking to get On the phone...
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posted on
04/23/2003 6:12:18 AM PDT
by
hobbes1
( Hobbes1TheOmniscient® "I know everything so you don't have to" ;)
To: OutSpot
"It plays music on your crotch," explains Andrea Burnett, the store's publicist.I'm just picturing Ms. Burnett delivering that line with a straight face.
To: OutSpot
My cell phone smells funny!
To: hobbes1; CholeraJoe; xsmommy; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Boy, now she'll really be looking to get On the phone... Don't you mean off the phone.....
To: dubyaismypresident; CholeraJoe; hobbes1; xsmommy
I'll volunteer to test this phone for the US market...... might take awhile though, I'd want to be very certain of my endorsement.........
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Anything for science, right whyisa
;-)
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